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More like T & A WITH HOT CHRISTIANS, AMIRITE?!
You know the Germans always make good stuff.
Bowling for Sensodyne
IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG, TIMMY DUMAT WILL BE MY CONSTANT.
We’re gonna need a bigger vagina.
I could go for a martini. And prepare it anyway you like.
Hey, HAL? Yeah, just whenever you get the chance, and no biggie, but do you think you could open the pod bay doors? But totally whenever it’s convenient. No rush. Thaaaaaaanks.
Some men pay a lot of money to get on all fours and have their balls tickled. It’s called “the Bangkok Dangerous.”
“I said Cambodian breast milk.”
The Fast and the Christ-Like: Crucifix Drift
As a Subjecte of Her Majesty The Queen, I must say that I’m afraid you don’t understand our Brittish huomuour!