Where the fuck is Wallace Beery?
Now that you mention it, a “number one with cheese” is actually a pretty bad name for food, also.
Be bald and mighty forces (verbal judo) will come to your aid (leather jacket, fudgecicle).
“I’m so tired of all these Star Wars.”
I hope if I ever run into Allison Janney, it goes better than that.
“I am number one.” – Gerard Depardieu
“Bailee Madison, stop.” – God
“Which textbooks do you read?” “All of them.”
“Kutcher emphasized he got where he is today by identifying problems that affect a large group of people, helping to solve them, and never giving up.”
I thought he got where he is today by being good looking in an ironic sitcom set in the 70′s? Or is ” no ironic sitcoms set in the 70′s” the problem he helped solved? But then he gave up? I don’t understand physics.
She should get her own show, “16 and Helen.” (I don’t know. It just sounds right.)
“If it didn’t exist, we would’ve had to invent it.” -my imagination
Julian Assange ALLEGEDLY dancing.
I don’t understand what’s happening. WHAT’S HAPPENING?
Oops! I stealed.
I think we can go less ambitious. Clerks 2.
Almost Internet Famous
It happened to me in 5th grade when I tripped while reaching for a balloon. I fell and hit my head on the leg of a desk. By the next week, the swelling from my forehead was gone, but my eyes turned purple and swelled almost completely shut. The more you know!
I’m glad they mentioned that, along with the package, they would also be shrinking the box. And thus, the republic was saved.
Would You Like a Large for Another Fifty Scent of a Woman?
WHEN IS WINONA RYDER JOINING THE CAST?
At least George W. (and George Sr., for that matter) had the dignity to be ashamed of his children.