And just like that everyone at the MTV Video Music Awards puts up a toast.
I have to say this new Taylor Swift song really speaks to every millionaire out there ever wronged at an award show.
“The VMAs are blowing up on Twitter.”
Eminem leaving the awards show, on a plane, to the other side of the country, less than an hour into the show, while he won an award sums up the entire MTV Video Music Awards perfectly.
“Man, that is some real lip synching right there, Usher.” – Ashlee Simpson
C’mon, water bottle!
Chelsea Handler’s face belongs in a garage.
I loved Lady Gaga in every Frida Kahlo painting ever created.
Random MTV interviewer: “Ke$ha, I can’t believe you wore a garbage dress to the awards show tonight!”
Ke$ha: “Awards show?”
You know what I wish came at the cast of Jersey Shore in 3D? Bullets.
Niki MInaj killed the radio star!
(Also, your faith in the goodness of the world).
“I hate all of these people, all of this, and you.” – Andrew Jenks
The Cyber Police are going to be pissed.
Hey these look like the guys from “Night At The Museum 2: Battle at the Smithsonian.” Ya’ know? Night At The Museum 2? Battle at the Smithsonian? Anybody? No?
Me and my tattoo of T. Mills will continue to be young, thank you very much!
“America’s Got Talent!” from the same network of “Minute To Win I–[gunshot]“
Well this post left me satisfied and smiling.
I want it to be known that if I’m a woman in the middle of THE DESERT and a attractive man comes up to me to randomly show me around THE DESERT that not only would I follow him blindly but then once he puts me in a situation where he gets away from rocks by first saying “Remember that everything will be fine” and then drops seemingly into the abyss that I would also follow him blindly.
*SPOILER ALERT* Chris Pine and Denzel Washington show up and then the train that has chemicals on it can’t sto–oh, forget it.
Zack To The Future
Yeah, well, I wonder if they yell Leroy Jenkins when they enter other things?!? HEYO! [wait for applause]
Rescue Me has really been struggling for story-lines since season 3.
I knew I shouldn’t have bought Chinese Democracy.
If anything, Chelsea Handler hosting the VMAs shows every little girl that if you drink enough vodka you too can host the VMAs!
Because this is purgatory and we’re all dead. MYSTERY SOLVED!