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 +19Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: Lindsay Lohan Is OUR Generation's Amanda Bynes (47 comments)

I know exactly what you’re saying. A couple of years ago I was run over by an old lady is a pick up truck and needed hip replacement and all kids of surgery and stuff. I was 18 and now I don’t walk very well and I used to train in BJJ and now it’s so hard for me, mainly because I limp and also I gained 25 pounds in the time I was stuck in a wheelchair.
And basically NOTHING happened to the woman. Except she tried to sue ME for “traumatizing” her to the point where she was afraid of driving.

 +1Posted on May 14th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (142 comments)

Oh, oops. I suck. This was supposed to be a reply to KajusX

 +10Posted on May 14th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (142 comments)

Can we also talk about how great Jorah is? I’m seriously in love with that man, he’s great. He needs to be in my face some more.
That whole Qarth storyline is so good. It seems way better paced than all the other ones. Things are moving way faster.

 +25Posted on May 14th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (142 comments)

i’m like that, too! It just gets so confusing! “Get revenge, Arya!!” “Please don’t kill him, I love him!” — Me, everytime they have a scene together.

 +14Posted on May 14th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (142 comments)

The best. I’m pretty sure VGum is the only place you can go to talk about GoT and also get a reference to St. Elsewhere.

 +4Posted on Apr 26th, 2012 | re: Benedict Cumberbatch VS. Downton Abbey (34 comments)

Engelbert Humperdinck made me lol pretty hard.

Ugh. What is this? What the fuck? This cannot be real. It just can’t.

 +3Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (149 comments)

Dammit!

 +15Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (149 comments)

Not sure how to do this.

is this right?

 +8Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Sorry Guys, Gay Marriage Is Just Wrong* (93 comments)

I wish I could photoshop my head into a dress for you.

 +8Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Sorry Guys, Gay Marriage Is Just Wrong* (93 comments)

I love you, lilbobbytables and I want to gay marry you <3

 +4Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Vanessa Bayer (37 comments)

This is sad. Also, probably my future.

 +3Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: Goodnight, Am I Right? (75 comments)

Free booze is the best kind of booze. Is also the best kind of free anything.
Anyway, WELCOME!

*hands you a cashew caipirinha*

 +17Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: Look Like This!: Glee (68 comments)

I’m very confused, but I’m afraid to google what all them words are meaning.

 +4Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: My Head Is In A Christine O'Donnell Flavored Yogurt Cup! (64 comments)

My music selection is basically the same as yours, except I would trade “Nevermind” for “Mermaid Avenue”. #stuffnoonecaresabout

 +10Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: The End Of The World Postponed?! BUT I HAVE ALL THESE BEANS! (52 comments)

That is the funniest thing.

 +9Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: The End Of The World Postponed?! BUT I HAVE ALL THESE BEANS! (52 comments)

That makes me sad! I was planning a ‘End of the World’ party. What’s the point if we’re not gonna die by the end of it?

 +10Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: Oh Good, Another Sitcom Based On A Stupid Twitter Feed (81 comments)

Someone should fire CBS.

 +10Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (149 comments)

I agree 100%. JORTS was super awesome, but I think We Monsters was more videogummy? Does that make sense?

 +15Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (149 comments)

I know, right? I joined videogum one year, one month and three days ago (I know I’m pathetic, you don’t have to tell me) and I never got that. It would help if I commented (?) more, but I’m really self conscious about my english and my lack of wit.

 +7Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (149 comments)

But can’t you see how happy that dog is, Ian? He’s even smiling and everything!

 0Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: Blue Valentine/Being White Is Hard: Restless (79 comments)

Yes, I’m a Lost fan and I remember everyone being all “Boooooone” and me being all “meh” (Sayid, on the other hand, was definitely my type).

TC, MG and GB are on my list, as well. I just have no idea why people used to like them so much. Oh, and I totally had a crush on Kevin Spacey, too.

 +21Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (149 comments)

I put “We Monsters” on my iPod and made everyone I knew listen to it, but no one understood.
Everyone I know: “What you mean Amanda Bynes retired?” , “Who is Jeremy London?”, “Who is Basil Marceux?”, “noob fag, sad Don Draper, Godsauce, rapist at lin–wait, what? Whuuut?”

Me: :(

 +16Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (149 comments)

I do, I wanna hug Del Preston for being so classy and when I grow up I wanna be as classy as Del Preston.

 0Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: Blue Valentine/Being White Is Hard: Restless (79 comments)

I agree with you about Jake Gyllenhaal, and I also have about 50 names to add to the ‘bland’ list (Brad Pitt, David Beckham, Richard Gere, Ian Sommerhalder, etc etc). Ryan Gosling though, is really gorgeous. But I can totally see where you come from, though. When he doesn’t have a beard, I’m curiously apathetic.