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Bridget Jones Diary 3: Fokers with British Accents
Dirty Dancing 3: Our Generation’s Footloose Remake
Whoops! I meant, “Why’s this dude gotta steal my job?”
“Gotcha with Katie Couric”
Sarah Palin is such a huge asshole.
This comment made my day! Thanks Intravenus!
If I wanted to watch drugged up children, I’d wait for the next Juggalo video-recap, thank you very much.
limesix – totally! I started the series a few months ago and am on book 5 and really can’t imagine going any further. It’s repetitive, boring, and I find myself wishing Hermione was the main character. Harry seems bullheaded and constantly surprised by his world. Um? There’s magic and wizards everywhere, and he’s always exclaiming, “I can’t believe it!” Also, if they can turn back time in one book to save someone’s life, why can’t they do it every time? Blerg. I’m going back to the Dark Tower series!
Typical partisan hacks.
Last week, he took over Sirius’ eighties channel to promote his movie and it was INSUFFERABLE and I wanted to tell all you Monsters to share my pain, but couldn’t find an appropriate place for it. Yay for the universe, which is clearly concerned with my Topher Grace/Videogum updates. #winning
I thought the gutter hitting the excited Kristen Wiig character was particularly lazy, too. It reminded me of a sketch I wrote in 4th grade for Dimensions class, where I ended with MacNeil and Lehrer getting into a fight and I remember thinking “this is lazy.” WHEN I WAS 9.
I was gifted Eat, Pray, Love on audiobook and it made me SO FUCKING MAD that I had to shout at it. Her voice, her love of tiny, little, perfect, beautiful things….like it’s some kind of amazing decision-making to think that the Italian language is beautiful, and eating gelato in a twee little spot of sunshine is something you need to celebrate by writing a book about it. Um? No. So, thank you, thank you, thank you for doing this, because she is a horrible, awful, person who shouldn’t be idolized.
Here is the link…..
and, you spelled “plateorplatter” wrong! But, I like the sound of “platorplatter” so much that I may use it as a new cussword.
The Quickly Ending Story
Murder by Numbers! It’s SO TERRIBLE and has Sandra Bullock, Ryan Gosling, a plot point involving an orangutan, but is a serious thriller….? Terrible, F.
I imagine Abed saying that., and it’s hilarious.
I’ve found there is no situation in which an AD reference can’t make things better. Also, puppies.
New York’s hottest club is “Juicccccccce.” It has everything: rooms filled with ash, time travel, Spidermans dressed as soldiers.
New York’s hottest club is “Protein.” They have everything – Mackerel shakes, sex with Jennifer, washed up MMA fighters who make life choices based on astrology…..