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 -9Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (19 comments)

What are people suppose to say in response to this post?

 0Posted on May 11th, 2011 | re: Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Godsauce (42 comments)

Whatever, WHERE’S STEVE WINWOOD.

Jay kay buddy. You are one of the few that can get me to put my name is a stupid box and comment.

 +7Posted on Apr 19th, 2011 | re: Twister Took My Burger (33 comments)

Your burger, fries and coke are with Jesus now, that’s where they at.

 +4Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: Kthxbai (45 comments)

IT’S A WEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but I love it so much it hurts.

 +23Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: When Bad Trampoline Accidents Happen To Good People - One Monster's Story (63 comments)

Did you ever consider just cutting your sister out of your wedding? Wait, was that the point of this story?

 +9Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Shellbomber (56 comments)

I have slept on Shellbomber’s couch TWICE! Once peacefully. *INSIDE JOKE ALERT, Y’ALL!*

 +4Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Shellbomber (56 comments)

Is that why they feel itchy?

 +41Posted on Mar 16th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Shellbomber (56 comments)

I will never forget the day I was randomly watching Cash Cab and saw your episode! It’s still saved on my DVR. I absolutely do not watch it at night in my underwear.

 +5Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011 | re: Pizza Saves Lives (47 comments)

OBVS.

 +24Posted on Feb 9th, 2011 | re: Now THIS Is How You Sell A Couch (52 comments)

Well, I won’t buy a couch unless I have proof oral sex can be performed on it, so this seems like a good idea to me.

 +10Posted on Jan 20th, 2011 | re: Typical YouTube Video Is Met With Typical YouTube Comment (86 comments)

Needs more minute long peace signs.

 +24Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Tom Hanks's Son Chet Wants To Be A Rapper, Obviously (129 comments)

I am disgusted by this obvious blood libel.

 +13Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: Florida Sucks (94 comments)

I’m not bothering to fix that. CLICK ON THE LINK YOU LAZY BASTARDS.

 +6Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: Florida Sucks (94 comments)

Maybe an Oscar is waiting for her in California!

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:XhJlhAJip4-feM:http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/MonsterBWP_468x413.jpg&t=1

 +1Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: BREAKING NEWS: Pepsi To Sponsor Something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (87 comments)

I support this, if only so he will record a commercial where he either sets his hair on fire or humps an African American in front of a burning cross.

PEPSI!

 +12Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Books Aren't Toys, Books Are Poop (159 comments)

So true! What a brat. I would spank him right on his adorable onesie-clad bottom and send him to bed.

 +15Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love Actually (226 comments)

In Wisconsin all we do is wait around in bars for foreign dudes to show up so we can bone them. FACT. Although none of us look like January Jones.

 +70Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love Actually (226 comments)

In Wisconsin all we do is wait around in bars for foreign dudes to show up so we can bone them. FACT. Although none of us look like January Jones.

 +21Posted on Nov 18th, 2010 | re: Haha: Children See Saw 3D Instead Of Megamind (102 comments)

One time, I was watching a TV blooper show by myself in the basement – A TV BLOOPER SHOW – and they showed a blooper involving the Incredible Hulk, whose mere presence on screen caused me to scream, cry and run upstairs to my mom in terror. Scarred for life.

 +4Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Bruce Willis Toasts The Troops (35 comments)

For some reason, I read the last track as Flirting with Daughter. #issues?

 +8Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Dog Pranks Owner (61 comments)

WHO BANNED GABE? #chatinsidejokes

 +9Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Antoine Dogson (148 comments)

Hide your dignity, hide your sense of shame, they humiliating errybody out here. (even dogs).

 +4Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: Babies Be Prayin'! (132 comments)

Ahem, yes. That baby is straight up YAWNING.

 +4Posted on Oct 22nd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (236 comments)

Let’s not get hyperbolic up in here. But it’s pretty gnarly.

 +8Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: Racist Breast Cancer Awareness Raiser Sings "Baby" By Justin Bieber (60 comments)

DID YOU WATCH THE ONE WHERE SHE “SINGS” SWEET HOME ALABAMA? She describes it as being by “Alabama”, aggressively snaps through it, and #literally gets none of the words right except sweet home alabama.

I WANT TO DIE.