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A Youtube comment:
“PLEASE learn how to properly restrain your child in his carseat! This is the scariest thing I have seen in awhile. His straps are much too loose, he shouldn’t be able to move? back and forth like that and his chest clip should be at armpit level. The seat itself looks too upright and it’s one of the lowest rated on the market. Instead of posting videos to YouTube, perhaps you should take the time to educate yourself on car seat safety and installation before something tragic happens!”
The day the majority of Youtube comments are neither unintentionally hilarious nor giant buzzkills is the day – uhhh – something improbable happens.
That annoying thing from War of the Worlds? Be more specific.
Dakota Fanning looks like she’s doing her “there is a camera? time to FUCKING ACT, MAN” thing. Her stare at the camera was full of act. Also Kristen Stewart throwing that glass at the wall was pretty convincing glass-throwing! I am intrigued!
This movie isn’t going to make any monies at the box offices for one simple reason: there is no Navi.
If I have to sit through a Legend of Zelda movie without hearing “LISTEN!” and “HEY!” every ten seconds, then it’s NOT WORTH MY TIME.
I applaud the nerds’ failed effort here, but they really should have followed the example of the Mario Kart: The Movie trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG1ex0AAU5c
Wait, these are all real titles for real things! I thought they were fake! But they are real! Just like Hollywood.
33. STREETS ON FIRE by Justin Britt-Gibson
?Two cops, reluctantly partnered, try to bring down a drug syndicate while navigating the streets of Chicago.?
I HOPE ONE GUY IS WHITE WITH A DEATH WISH AND THE OTHER IS A MIDDLE AGED BLACK MAN WHO IS TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT.
“Are you having a laugh?”
Uhhhh no. This is MODERN TIMES! 23 Skidoo!
What would her reaction/explanation be after watching Primer?
Sorry, but I can’t think of anything else to say. Astro’s comment made me .
If they are not playing an elaborate hoax, then THIS is the worst and that guy is your husband forever and ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZEgDW_05eM&feature=channel
I can’t wait for the inevitable sequels:
Tiger’s 3 Wood: Teeing Off at the Ladies Hole
It’s called Fading of the Cries? What? “the journey home will begin for some ; one is set on destruction”? … this looks and reads like a poorly translated Japanese video game trailer.
Gabe, you forget that Eli lives at home. Kevin’s mom called Eli’s mom, but she caller ID screened it because she was in the middle of an important conversation with her son over a meal of bacon bits and shattered dreams.
Aw c’mon, man (woman(be photoshoppin’)!)! Blooper reels are the best, because you always imagine yourself acting in that scene too*, thinking “oh boy, how could I keep my cool if the other actor starts flubbing his/her lines? I’M JUST LIKE THEM HAHAHA!”
*everyone imagines themselves acting in the programs they watch, right? This is totally normal, right guys? … Guys?
A Youtube comment from that video, Youtube comments are the best:
hansmeyer86: Ha ha, I? used to watch this show in jail.
A Star Witness and Fugitive Working Girl Lies Beneath Air Force One for Six Days Seven Nights
Starring Harrison Ford
This reminds me of a completely boring story. When I was in Florida at a younger age (16?) and sitting by the beach, I overheard two British birds (they are called birds, right?) talking about sexual conquests. One of them said, “Guess what? my cousin? She slept with JASON MRAZ!” The excitement in her voice was palpable. Her friend responded with “Oh my GOD!” Her friend seemed just as amazed and excited. I didn’t understand why someone would think this was important enough to share, and I put my headphones back on and played Dookie on my CD Player again.
I thought that was the last time I would ever know What Was Up With Jason Mraz’s Music And Or Sex Life. Once every seven years is still once every seven years too many.
Cute kid, though!
WAIT WAIT, this is some kind of test, isn’t it? Like in The Last Crusade? Okay, so I just highlight it and press the delete button, right? …
FUCK AM I NOT QUALIFIED?
*jerks off to that avatar while crying* (don’t worry I didn’t actually cry)
Is that the Black Hole Sun video? Chris Cornell really let himself go.
Also is it OK for me to say that I’m really not a fan of MGMT aside from Electric Feel and sometimes Kids? The song with Kid CuDi is pretty good, but it’s not the best on that album. Sorry for getting all stereogum up in here, guys.
I don’t know a single thing about Fred. I didn’t even know he existed until I saw this post. I feel like I’ve missed out on a major zeitgeist here (zeitgeist means collective barfing and pooping in abject disgust, right?)
This sounds like Imogen Heap if Imogen Heap was crossed with Celine Dion and a bleating sheep.
You say this movie will not live up to expectations? What if my expectations are that it will be A COLOSSAL FAILURE?
I think we all need to adopt South Park’s title for this movie: Dances With Smurfs. Avatar sounds like (literally!) it is going to deserve it.
You are of course referring to your Gorgon vagina with its unblinking Cyclops eye on top (Weekend Update was pretty good this week, right?). Yeesh at that author.
Vaginas actually look like a bag of sand with a vertical iPhone dock in the center and a red Gobstopper on top. If only he would have used my description; he missed out on a best sex in fiction award.
The offending excerpted passages can be found here, and by god, it gets worse: http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/nov/30/bad-sex-award-jonathan-littell-kindly-ones
“the women on Real Chance at Love who share rooms in a fake ranch made of plywood and farts”…this made me laugh lots at work, which was embarrassing! But at the same time, considering I work at a kitten-slaughtering farm (metaphorically) where we just slaughter kittens all day, it’s rare that I get the chance to laugh around here, so thanks!
This is why we can’t have nice things. Come back, Prawns! We willingly submit to your rule!
For whatever reason, I was immediately reminded of this little show while watching the commercial. Must have been the 90s stop-motioning.
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Is this actually a simulation of what happens when I try to buy stuff at a convenience store after a night of drinking and/or heavy drug use and then get laughed at thanks to security footage? If so, then right on, this [b]is[/b] my video game!
Especially the LOTR one, which was just one steaming pile of massive fail (large generic sword! smiling buds!). First off, everyone knows that Sean Bean as Agent 006 Alec Trevelyan in the Video Game Classic cum movie Goldeneye 007 was his iconic role. Also they should have just put Viggo in a bunch of tattoos and died his hair and used his character from Eastern Promises, because that movie was amazing and the photo would have been much more awesome.
AND let me add that the only one in non-Morpheus style that worked for me was the Gibson one with the sword, because that was fucking freaky as shit. The one with make-up just reminded me of the South Park episode.