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Can we write in Ryan Gosling for ALL THE AWARDS ALWAYS?
OMG I never wanted a baby before but then I saw this and I want one. Only it has to be this baby, obviously. We can do all kinds of fun mommy and baby stuff together, like sitting in the pub for hours and hours or sometimes tailgating.
LA Confidential. I love that effing movie so hard. I even had it on THR VIDEOCASSETTE. Guy Pearce, a pre-douche Russell Crowe, James Cromwell. Man that was a great movie.
And here I was thinking that Shelly Duvall couldn’t possibly look any creepier than her real life self.
Omg I am never buying another total gym platinum ever again. Total Gym BOYCOTTTTTTT.
Science: It’s a girl thing (as long as you’re wearing 4 in. heels, a miniskirt, sunglasses, and are like TOTS sexy so the boy scientists can like CHECK. YOU. OUT. YO).
This episode totally convinced me to get my tubes tied.
Ain’t having no smoke beast erupt from MY hooha.
So disappointed that they didn’t keep in all the, “OMG KATNISS, you and PEETA are like tots BFF’s when you’re in public”, and KATNISS is all, “WHA?” and Haymitch is like, “Don’t forget, KATNISS – YOU ARE BFF’S WITH PEETA!! GOT IT?” And she is all, “Why am I bff’s with Peeta? I’ll have to kill him dead.” And then they hang out for a long time in a cave and eat lamb stew.
Also, they could have figured out a way to give us a, “Lenny Kravitz is shirtless” moment. Maybe an Avox spills soup on him or something and it’s really hot so he whips off his tight black shirt and we’re all, .
If Geraldo ever gets whacked, you know it’s gonna be the mustache’s fault.
Zombie horde descends and everyone magically becomes a SHARP SHOOTER!! Nothing but head shots! In the dark! From moving vehicles! Best survivor group ever!!!!1
Nothing can top the prank that was Batman & Robin.
That tour would have been worth it if they’d handed everyone Sharpies and set you loose to draw penises on Perez Hilton’s face.
So I watched an episode of those Kardashians once, and they were all whining about the paparazzi watching them at the gym while they worked out their buttocks and it was all weird because they were unhappy about being photographed while they were happily being followed by a film crew and OMG MY HEAD, IT HURT SO BAD.
I didn’t watch the video. Is she a huge fan of hoodies and awkwardness?
Two deaths in two weeks and neither is stupid, annoying CARL.
You know they’re going to have to kill him off at some point, because eventually we’ll look at him and be all, “Ok, it’s only been 8 months since the outbreak, so why is it that Carl is old enough to shave? WAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTT!”
They might as well get it over with and put us all out of our misery.
I might feel differently about this if Carl had actually shot Plaxico Burress.
You know, I was all, “LOLZ Mayan 2012 Apocalypse”, but with Republican Primary and now this (and also, Taylor Swift)? I’m totally going to start spending my money like there’s no tomorrow.
And also, I would watch the shit out of Bourdain’s rants. I already watch him get drunk and stuff his face.
My favorite part of this episode was the argument between Lori and Andrea that was basically,
“I’M the worst!”
“No, you’re wrong: I’M THE WORST”
“No way – I am”
“Not as awful as me!!”
I was really hoping TWD would morph into a different kind of disaster film and a meteor would take them both out. Maybe next week.
I agree, but also remember that Andrea is the idiot who shot Daryl in the head, so maybe not the best for the perimeter watch.
Although with her at the helm, maybe we’ll get lucky and she’ll shoot Lori in the face next.
I need to know WHEN exactly Nick Nolte morphed into Richard Attenborouogh.
I see shit like this and it makes me so grateful that my parents didn’t follow me around with an 8mm to catch all the embarrassing stuff I did as a young ‘un. Sometimes being an old has it’s perks.
“Awesome” – Treebeard
My vagina loves his artistic accomplishments.
This episode made me want to run an ice pick through Andy’s Cohen’s left eye, then take it out and hammer it into Sarah’s ear.
Also, I love Paul.