UGH I am so late but I’VE SEEN HER IN PERSON because she has come into the coffee shop at which I work and she is RIDICULOUS and wears those clothes around ALL THE TIME. She does not look 17 IRL, which is PRETTY obvious from the pictures. She wore a tiny shirt that might’ve been a dress(?) that said “looking for a little ~tongue~”. DOUG complained to me about his iced tea – he ordered Southern but it tasted like Tropical Passion (even though it was CLEARLY Southern).

Oh gosh I think my ovaries would give up on children if this happened because whatever springs forth from these loins could not dream of being as cute as a Winston/ Birdie meeting.

Longwinded way of saying: Yes, make it work.

No! I’ll help you in designing a feminist dog costume. We’re going to need a computer, Margaret Cho DVDs, and some good ol’ lady sass.