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Multiple revenue streams are key to any organized crime syndicate. Distribute cocaine AND steal bikes. Boss.
Is that picture weirding anyone else out? Why are they sharing the milkshakes when there are other perfectly good desserts just sitting there!?! the 90s were weird
i’m no good at photoshop, but not sure how no one has used “you mad” then added “and out of breath” on there yet. internet gold.
Is it possible that Ryan Gosling is some sort of robot sent from Skylab to end the human race? Seriously, every woman will become totally dissatisfied with all other men and procreation just stops. Seems plausible.
so, i legitimately enjoyed that song. i like hip hop but sometimes have difficulty relating to its content (looking at you, Clipse), but I relate to liking pizza. win win over here.
*you. (that typo is to my comment what the boring arch in season three when they were in the cages was to Lost.)
i watched and loved your Lost.
i regret nothing.
I was really hoping it was going to end with a star wipe.
Jeremy Piven: Giant Fucking Asshole
I would like to point out that Ron Artest has changed his name to Metta World Peace, which is just insane/awesome/mostlyinsane. #factchecking
i like turtles.
(note: i was going to try and upload a picture of that kid, but don’t know how to do that and am too lazy to look it up. anyways, old web video call back!)
I think i would really enjoy having my own personal hype man. that’d be swell.
great minds, facetaco.
i kept thinking she was wearing one of those twirly hats, was genuinely bummed when it was just the mirror.
“you’re making me really want a margarita and chips and salsa” – me
Since i don’t live in NYC, i can only imagine what Mr Coconuts is like. using that mental picture, i’m going to create a cartoon titled “Patty Coconuts”. it will be glorious (until the lawsuit)
entourage knows the deal – there’s always money in the johnny bananas stand
hey, do you guys remember Pony Day? That was a great day.
This REALLY should have been a blind-item:
“This once-mustachioed Canadian talk-show host awoke in his hotel room to a burglar. Chasing the culprit down the hall, the host of this popular, long-running trivia show crashed to the ground, injuring himself. Undaunted by his injury, he later went to a hotel party and saved the prettiest girl at the party from a pack of roving rapists.”
Directed by David Lynch
in her defense, at least self-potato seemed immediately aware of how stupid (but AWESOME!) her answer was. this is just… uh…. stupid.
chick-fil-a just opened in chicago. as a southern person, i was very happy, but i didn’t cry. because i’m a man.
a rare near miss from Jay Leno.
so rare, so near.
Wet Hot American Summer
(that was EASY)
Pretty sure that if Bon Iver had made more references to fucking white girls on his new album, Pitchfork would have knocked him up to that 10.0. Maybe.