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 +2Posted on May 25th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

He came to America and did Grease 2 and Airplane 2 and then went back to Canada and did this.
HIS TERRIBLE CURSE IS HE IS ONLY GOOD IN CANADA

 +2Posted on May 24th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

Sorry that no one can mention “The Newsroom” without me bringing up the fact that there was already a “The Newsroom” on CBC and it was great, but you guys, there was already a “The Newsroom” on CBC and you can watch the first episode of it here and it is greeeeaaaaaaaaaat

 +13Posted on May 24th | re: Today We Are All This Slinky On A Treadmill (38 comments)

This is Rube Goldberg’s Inception totem

 +5Posted on May 24th | re: Andy Samberg's Harvard Class Day Speech (8 comments)

Also, here is Neil Gaiman also doing a commence address: http://vimeo.com/42372767
That’s two commencement addresses! What are the odds of this? Astronomical?

I did just watch the More Sand video again and found some striking parallels to The Cask of Amontillado.
Need to clear my wallspace for all the honorary doctorates, BRB.

Calling my mom to say, “Thanks for not being a shitty mom.”

 +8Posted on May 24th | re: Even Geniuses Are 15 At Some Point (42 comments)

Ugh, I was making my kids build a cardboard arcade!
That’s me: skating to where the puck is, not where it’s going to be.

 0Posted on May 23rd | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

(oh, it’s in the middle of a longer story now, so maybe start from the beginning)

 +6Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

How can they make a movie out of Alf? Was it a board game at some point or something?

 +3Posted on May 23rd | re: Mr. Coconuts One Year Anniversary (2 comments)

If you’ve never seen Heather Lawless, you are being an asshole to yourself and it’s killing me, because I love you.

 +9Posted on May 23rd | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)

That Game of Thrones article left one out

 +13Posted on May 23rd | re: A Helpful Summertime Tutorial (17 comments)

Brought to you by the Pasketti Council

 +10Posted on May 23rd | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (12 comments)

(of his dignity)

 +11Posted on May 23rd | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (12 comments)

Norman was robbed

 +5Posted on May 23rd | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

Guys: also check out oglaf.com which is great but also has a lot of genitals so check it out when it’s ok to do that

That’s our show, thanks for coming!

 +18Posted on May 23rd | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Johnny Depp Is A Comanche Now (28 comments)

In a moment of confusion, they also adopted the cast of Outsourced

 +3Posted on May 23rd | re: Zach Galifianakis IS Ignatius J. Reilly (31 comments)

I think it gets a lot of built-in goodwill from its back story and (Pulitzer prize aside) it still feels like a samizdat book, passed onto you by your weird older friend. But I think you also may have had to have read it before the Simpsons came out for it to have an impact on you

 +15Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

That’s what I thought, too, but then she also said, “That’s all I got to say,” but then kept saying stuff? CONFUSING

 +9Posted on May 21st | re: Saturday Night Live: Season Finale (46 comments)

“That one post about a cow,” he said, slightly more loudly.

 +2Posted on May 21st | re: Saturday Night Live: Season Finale (46 comments)

That one post about a cow

 +14Posted on May 21st | re: Dan Harmon Replaced As Community Show Runner (83 comments)

I know real life doesn’t work like this, but given that it’s in all likelihood got one season left, and it’s a shortened season at that, I wish they gave him the chance to let it go out his way, with a viking funeral