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This should make you feel better, Kelly.
Yes, but I was gunning for Luther.
That’s because Fatties are also Seals, right? Good joke. Very good joke.
At least the positive aspect of this whole thing is the reminder of that joke that I heard Joe Mande perform a few months ago. Thanks racism!
But… where should I get my ideas?
I want a tattoo of a stupid lamp
look what you did, you little jerk!
Shutter Island. Man, that was a pile of garbage. I felt like the ending was something I had already seen…. and it was… ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.
i dont go to the movies often and that made me really mad that i spent my money on it.
hahaha man, i love drop dead fred.
I, too, am dressing as Joan. Only I will be covered in blood and carrying around a severed foot. I can’t find anyone to dress as a John Deer.
You should cut on the bottom of a recliner and then strap yourself in around the chest with those resistance bands things!!!! I mean, it might be hard to get through doors in a chair, but so worth it.
wait… i thought this was about vampyrs?
“I’m saving myself for Luke Perry… I just never imagined we would really share this sweet embrace.”
god damn grammar! i hit the submit button and then screamed NOOOOOOO. my boss is kind of confused.
“You’re portrayal of a rapist is PRETTY good… but, we think you could use more ENERGY!!!!!”
apparently my brother met the director last week at an air sex competition. make of that what you will.
oh my god. i have been trying to figure out what that “Chacaron” song was for like.. 4 years. i heard a clip of it when i was living in the Netherlands and could never figure out how to spell it, so I never found it. and no one ever knew what i was talking about.
but now that ive finally heard the whole thing, im not sure if i should actually thank you.
thats what i was thinking about! when i was a kid, my moms friend had the box on the fridge with the butter cut out so there was boobs. ahhhh childhood memories.
ah! i was trying to figure out where i recognized him from. i am obviously too lazy to use that new fangled googley thing.