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+19Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: Hi, Skynet! (46 comments)
We had a good run while it lasted, Papi, but I just couldn’t come to terms with your being a facepancake trapped in a facetaco’s body. Facetaquito and I will be at my sister’s place, until we find a place of our own.
+13Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: Happy Tax Day, You Guys! (37 comments)
I can’t believe our little Sopapilla is the big cuatro!
+25Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer, You Guys (68 comments)
Remember when we met on tac’omi’ngl’ e.com? You had me at “dollop of sour cream.”
+38Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Ashton Kutcher's New Anti-Child Slavery PSA Campaign Is Insane (86 comments)
Is that why you never let me in the basement when you say you’ve got some serious drilling and hammering to do?
+22Posted on Apr 11th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Sidney Lumet (20 comments)
Bitch, you best step away from my man, unless you want a face full of Tapatio.
+33Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Go To Bed, James Franco (76 comments)
Boy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do when you get home from the taqueria.
+64Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: GET WELL SOON, JUDGE JUDY! (27 comments)
Excuuuuse me?
















Baby, you’re back! I’m coming home. And I’ll bring the extra chunky guacamole.