Find Me On:
“You are a halve of me.”
“Here, take my headphones and listen to this song. I don’t know that it will cange your life, but it’s really pretty good.”
I went to go see this movie, and I still remember sitting and watching the credits, going:
“There going to give Charles Dickens a writing credit, right? They must, because copyright. I’m sure they’ll at least give him an ‘inspired by’ shoutout, since he pretty much wrote thi…WHAT THE FUCK???”
The Zebra Suicide Dance Remix?
Also, is Jesse Jackson now taking requests to be interviewed on vlogs? I think we’re all going to need a bigger
NEVER have I been more uncomfortable with the phallic nature of guitars.
A Good Woman. DONE.
And I second The Land of Women, and also the Last Kiss. I watched that movie with my whole extended family on Easter Sunday because my mom though it was going to be a romantic comedy. Needless to say, it was one of the most awkward 2-hour periods ever.
Larry, you are an unfunny, arrogant, redneck asshole. Boom, roasted.
I think the funniest part was not angela throwing her cat into the ceiling, but instead the fact that SHE WAS KEEPING A CAT IN HER DESK DRAWER. Like, it’s her “at work” cat.
The albert hannaday thing was absolutely the least funny thing in the entire episode.
Also, the stanely moments montage was pure gold.
I have one thing to say, and one thing only: “I got snacks on snacks!”
I like how so little was going on in whatever town this is from that they had time to fit a two-minute-long video of a beauty pageant talent into their NEWScast.
All this song really did for me is make me a little more impressed by Britney’s command of the English language.
Also: “It sounds like F, U and so on me.”
I think that all races are different from other races. Some of those differences are funny, some (obviously) aren’t, but in the end we should just appreciate those differences instead of being fucking terrified of even acknowledging them.
The no musical rule sucks because MAMA MIA MADE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
“It seems that I’ve shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, and now I’ve got something of a mess on my hands.”
Not only that, but would anyone really be that bothered by someone accidentally ringing their doorbell when they’re looking for the person next door? It’s not like it would be that big of a deal.
Who throws a taco? Honestly!
He is…Sasha Fierce.
This is one of the most monumentally important days our country has ever seen, and for a lot of us it feels like we have finally reached the light at the end of a very long, very ignorant tunnel.
So, in other words, suck it up.
Ashton Kutcher: “To always represent my country with pride, dignity and honesty.”
So no new season of Punk’d, then?
I totally had that Shaq album when I was eight and couldn’t appreciate irony or good music and still liked sports.
It was pretty good.
Yeah, but that was also kind of a murder mystery, so it wasn’t that out of character for Hitchcock. Mr. and Mrs. Smith is a full out romantic comedy with jokes that have punchlines and no one dies.
Wha…why does she sound like Katherine Hepburn? I don’t understand…it…does not…compute….oh, crap. Yeah, my brain just exploded.
I have to say that I started reading this website a few weeks ago, and have not been disappointed at all. I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED that you’re going to be writing about FLN. SO FUCKING EXCITED.
That having been said, wasn’t Lyla dating some christian kid who was being played by the guy who was Logan on Gilmore Girls at the end of last season? And now Riggs? Wha?
I agree that Salma was a little out of place, but I have to say that my favorite line of last night’s episode was “Don’t be a Senor macho solo! Which is also what we call a McRib sandwich!”
Man. She’s really bad at naming things.