Tumblr? More like CRUMBLR, amirite?
“Welcome to the gym, bitch.” – Luke Ward
Is tingling the grossest word or the grossest word?
All I know about Sylphs is that is sounds so scary!
PS, Georgia is a scary place. Ever heard of the Georgia Guidestones?! Place is a New World Order/Illuminati/Rosecrucian nightmare land! /end crazy
I think you misspelled “offensive” and “terrible” up there, Gabe.
oh wait, just kidding, I’ll be here.
Literally every time I am out of town.
“Hi, I’m Gabe, I hate fun!”
My dad literally has that one on the back of his truck.
Land of Enchantment and also Brokencydegum
I’ve literally have been walking around with a hole in the crotch of my favorite pair of jeans like some kind of goblin.
OH NO, I’M BEING DOWNVOTED. I’m just saying guys, relax. Sometimes white people getting offended on behalf of minorities is just as offensive.
Well my Indian roommate watched it and wasn’t too offended.
You have my ability to bleed at the slightest provocation!
The VMAs gave me a headache and an upset tummy. I was literally unable to watch more than five minutes at a time unless Justin Bieber was there, because Bieber Fever.
Does this mean I can’t eat baby carrots anymore now that they’ve gone all mainstream?
Well someone’s out of the Alliance.
OH SNAP! More New Mexicans! I mean I live in NYC now, but am from the 505 (currently 575 to my pleasure as several of my high school classmates got 505 tattoos).
Just because my face is covered in blood doesn’t mean I don’t have one.
Just because I am undead doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings.
I don’t think they set up a fake email account, right? They just printed the all-caps letter and were going to hide it somewhere.
Also: yiiikes, I know that.
That is literally the plot of “Salt”.
“I took the SATs!”
Great. He’s making the rest of us Harry Potter fans look bad. Going to Comic-con….