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Speaking of things that are still “a thing”, is it suddenly okay to say “retarded” now? Not that I really care either way, but I’ve seen a sudden resurgence of its usage, and I thought we banished that from our vernacular.
Faye Reagan as Molly Ringwald = Perfect hilarious casting/pretty sure everyone already thought that but didn’t say anything.
Well I think you negate the “general studies” part of “general studies valedictorian. I’m vaguely certain that I was the general studies valedictorian and I don’t even know where the department office is.
Also there’s nothing cornier than a large homely looking teacher summing up a exceptional performance with “Well I don’t know about you but I think he just taught Lady Gaga a lesson.”
That guy’s going to get so much ass in his early 20s.
If you adjust inflation rates, the photograph of Clark Gable and Vivian Leigh with an Aboriginal tribe is still the highest selling photo of all time.
Gabe, do you get to use your premium channel package as a tax write off? (No, seriously.)
I think this would be constituted as cute if it wasn’t a middle-aged man being surrounded by puppies.
His wife’s in a coma…
After Sean Hannity announced his participation in the upcoming Beck/O’Reilly lecture series, the Bold Fresh Tour 2010 quickly and cleverly gained several new sponsors.
I am.
Mazel Tov!
Jesus Christ, edit much?
I don’t need to really even need to know the show’s plot. If I see the guy who played Lester Freeman in it, I just watch it.
I’m still texting DOLPHIN to 44144, and I’ve yet to get a single reply from that old man…
I’m just gonna let you all know now. I am this week’s monsters ball queen. I think I got like two upvotes on some Topher Grace comment the other day.
After this photo was taken, Clinton and Piven drove away with O.J. Simpson in a white Bronco as they drank Crystal Pepsi.
I’m on my way to Vancouver tonight to visit with the international community. Aside from my instinct to drink bottom shelf vodka, I’m going to try and hide my American identity as best I can.
Do any of you know where the reset button went? I need to borrow it real quick.
The point is Palestinians are reverberating the idea of the Na’vi, or from it’s translation to English, “horrible analogy of Native American struggle made by a pompous, overrated director”, are the true owners of this land and that Israel is oppressing them from it. Or they just might have that blue people fetish that seems to be swinging around the internet. Either way, fuck it. I’m going back to grading papers.
Gabe, when you make fun of the UFC and ATVs you make me feel like a dick for liking those things.
Best description I’ve ever heard about Taylor Lautner: “He looks like a pug that got its face smashed into a car windshield.”
Before class today I was readying through videogum, and the girl next to when she saw me reading this said “That man is 27 years old.” I feel this is enough to say.
God fucking dammit. God fucking dammit.
The New Yorker is already typing up a brown-nosing article about how great the writings are.