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I know, I know… I actually thought about that while typing. But my first thought was “Jim!” so I went with my gut.
Are you SURE they’re at a basketball game and not just avoiding eye contact at a Chet Haze show?
I’m way too distracted on how much he looks like Jim from The Office to caption. (In fact, I’m still eyeing the pic suspiciously)
I wanted to make a comparison to this & some type of nightmare teabagging joke, but I’m sobbing too hard to think clearly.
It was adorable until that little bitch tried to step on him. WTF.
Jersey Shore: Rum flavored ice cream with Meatballs & Steroids. Sprinkled with just enough parmesan cheese to smell of feet.
What To Wear When Signing A Prenup
What’s the over/under on the number of times he has watched Edward Scissorhands in his lifetime?
For what it’s worth, I would drink the shit out of that wine.
All I could focus on was that they used WAY too much shampoo on Benny.
This actually brought out the exact same terror I have whenever I see the older sister in Pet Sematary.
Rick from The Walking Dead
In her defense, dealing with a hurricane for a couple days seems like nothing when you’ve been a walking trainwreck for 10 years
(If I could thumbs-down myself, I would) #nicetryNik
Moons Over My Smeagol… with a side of ranch**
**Say anything you want about the food but Denny’s ranch is legit.
Actually I take that back. Looks more like ‘Interview With The Midlife Crisis’
Interview With The Stoner
(Huh? What do you mean that’s already been taken??)
As much as I loved the original, a sequel sounds horrible. There is no way I’d be able to stomach hearing tiny-head-Beetlejuice’s voice throughout the entire movie.
I would like to see how the model of the tiny town has grown up though.
The Prometheus DVD. DVD! I got excited about the mental picture and hit submit too fast!
In related news, Jon Hamm just purchased the Prometheus for future use.
I was really bothered when she took a sip of that full cup of coffee at the end, because it should have definitely spilled from the angle she was holding it.
Then I realized there are larger problems in the world … mainly, the fact that I just watched an entire Nickelback video & now the song is stuck in my head. I’m tempted to pull up that ice cream baby video just to make the past 5:41 minutes go away.