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 +6Posted on Jan 19th, 2012 | re: Piano Prodigy Vs. Hardcore Prodigy: WHICH KID IS THE BEST? (50 comments)

That boy…its like I am watching the birth of a Batman super Villain.
“Haha..Batman…you are no match for …DR.MELODY AHA…AHAHA…AHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

I still believe that Mark Wahlberg would have stopped 9/11.

 +20Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

I ve watched a couple of documentaries about similar situations. Basically people are not cowards, they are just scared that they will make things worst for others. Plus they dont have information.
They do not know if there is a bomb, they did not know it was a suicide attack they probably though oh shit…we are going to Buenos Aires instead of New York.

 +10Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

Actually I believe him.

He is an scumbag racist who left a chinese dude blind. He would love the opprtunity to attack mid eastern dudes.

 +7Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Kim Jong-Il (19 comments)

RIP.
You are now not pooping in heaven.

 -1Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: Can We Talk About Tallafornia, The Irish Jersey Shore? (64 comments)

Am I the only one not hating on these people?

I watched the first season of Jersey Shore and liked some of the characters. Pauly D, Vince, Ronnie are cool. I haven t seen talafornia but from the trailer I just see slutty girls and show offs, and I am cool with both of them (especially slutty girls).

 -2Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: Occupy THIS (25 comments)

Step right in pussy lovers…

 0Posted on Nov 20th, 2011 | re: Finally, Rampage: The Movie (36 comments)

I am still waitting for “ET:The game:The movie” to come out.

 0Posted on Oct 25th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (16 comments)

Christian Bale? Check.
Brutal Deaths (including those of children)? Check.
Apocalyptic scenery?Check.

Consider this movie watched.

 +1Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Please Remove Your Toddler From The Toilet (22 comments)

Whatcher doin in e toilet?
Leave the trash alone…
no….dont take the shit paper o…stop.eating.the.shit.paper.
thats nawsty….covering yourself in shit…dont…

 0Posted on Oct 4th, 2011 | re: Got My Girl #Swag On! (28 comments)

Hitler > Teenage Girls.

 +1Posted on Oct 1st, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (35 comments)

Wait…
Rob Lowie, Frank Castle, Piven, drugs, a burried secret (a dead prostitute possibly?) and SASHA GREY?

How is this not the best movie ever?

 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Lucky Coin: The We Killed Osama Bin Laden Coin (40 comments)

No Anti-Americano here (on controir) but this is not a very proud page in America’s history.
Did you people realise, that the most technologically advanced nation, spend shit loads of $$$, hunting the most hated person on the face on Earth and finally managed to find him…

…a decade later hiding in his own luxurious house.
He was probably like 90 years old, led a full happy life and enjoyed a quick painless death.

Justice.

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Description Of A Car Accident (31 comments)

Its called andrenalin rush.
Cut him some slack guys. Seriously. Sersly guis.

 +12Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Brad Pitt Is A Real Prankosaurus UPDATE! (28 comments)

Dear Brad, if you are reading this, here is an idea.

PS: I was searching on the internet for the verb “to booby trap a car so that it explodes”. I am pretty sure I am on some kind of watch list right now.

 0Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: Let's All Enter This Bill Murray Poetry Contest (38 comments)

Bill Marrey, please dont be so mad
Indeed, an Oscar you’d love to win
Lost in Translation sucked, I might add
cause see,I d rather eat, my own foreskin

Bill Marrey, its not he first time
that you are being a complete dickhole
so dip your dick in a cup of lime
go ahead and fuck your eyehole

Groundhog day, it was awesome
you bitched again and you were right
but stick that movie in your bossom
cause you bitch, with all your might

pretending to be a zombie, sneaking on a man
like you did on zombie land,
is a stupid idea, if he bears a damn shotgun
I got bored.

 +4Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: Tyler Perry Made 130 MILLION Dollars Last Year Alone (17 comments)

Tyler Perry could be a good role model for kids, especially minorities.

Is this the videogum? Is this the Twillight Zone? Where am I? Why is this happening? Why is Tyler Perry happening?

 +6Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: StoryCorps Commemorates 9/11 Anniversary (27 comments)

This is me right now.

“Two Lesbians, Two Jews, Two Blacks, Three Hispanics, And A Wheelchairy And A Blind At An Office: Workplace comedy.”

I find this hillarious, does it make a racist intollerant person?

 +2Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Goth Dudes Dancing To "Vogue" (27 comments)

Again, why was I not invited?

 +2Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Carrot Top Performs Prop Comedy For Vice President Dick Cheney (21 comments)

“We’re sorry, currenty our video library can only be streamed within the USA…”

FFFUUUUU…

MUST.SEE.CARROT.TOP.PERFORMING. FOR.DICK.CHENEY.NOOOOOOOWWWW!!!

 +3Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Today Is The First Day Of School, Kid! (21 comments)

School kid? More like sssssCOOL kid, am I right you guys? (you guys?)

Anyways, respect to the kid.
Not only for being a punk in the Ke$ha era but also for his attitude. I remember that time of year…the TV started playing all these commercials about pens and backpacks and it felt like shit. It signified the end of the summer. However, this (awesome) kid things about all the good stuff, all the stuff that you secretely wished deep inside.

Maybe I ll be the cool kid this year, I ll be awesome, I ll find many friends…Or every boy’s dream.
Maybe a pretty new girl comes to school and I win her heart. Dont think he said, couldn t see the whole video but I remember myself wishing every September for a hot new student.

SCHOOL IS STARTING, FUCK YEAH!

PS:School years are the worst (YES GABE, WORST THAN GWYNETH).

 +8Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Great New Katherine Chloe Cahoon Video! (79 comments)

I am Greek.
LLLLLLlllllllllllladies?

 0Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Angry Little Boy Needs To Rest Case About Flip Flops And Boat Shoes (54 comments)

This guy got accepted in a university?

 +8Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: Going To The Store (26 comments)

That creature is walking to your home right now. It might be far away, and oceans might stand in between, it might take time but it will not stop walking slowly towards you. It always knows where you are.

The only way is to change continents every couple of months, knowing that it is always coming.