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Field of Dreamsicle
When reached for comment on Ke$ha’s SNL performance, A Train Wreck said, “Even I had to turn away.”
(Law, Law, Law, Law, Or-deeerrrrrr)
Oh, You’re So Silent Shaggy 2 Dope!
Bear City! Bear, Bear City!
“Welcome to prison, here’s your copy of Night Falls Over Kortedala.”
Or maybe Tom’s Bistro, because the word “bistro” is classy as shit.
SURF DUUUUUUUUUDES WITH ATTITUUUUUUDE (kinda groovay)
So basically, YouTube closed captioning is how I’m going to find my new band name. Finalist: Beef Decree.
Oh, like you’re all NOT going to see this movie?!?
You’re not going to believe this… but it was all just Fergie’s motorcycle crash induced dream. I’m serious.
“NEAR-DITY” (n.) Softcore sex scenes which include strategically placed limbs so as not to reveal any actual nudity. – ORIGIN: McAdams, Rachel, “The Notebook” (2004)
This is outstanding.
Whereas my username refers the master thespian himself, I’ve referred to Nic Cage as “Kaufmanesque” with no irony since I saw the exact film you mention, the director’s cut of “Wicker Man.” Everyone should see the new “Bad Lieutenant” because HOLY SHIT is Cage out of his mind in the best possible way.
One step closer to “Ow! My Balls!” and “Ass”…
Lactose Intolerable Cruelty
Breakin’ 2: Electric Moogaloo
Man, this guy is a condescending pervert molester…. Hey! Thematic continuity and call-backs really are DA BOMBZ!
Haaaaappy Biiiiirthdaaaaay, I’m Foooooourty Threeeeeee
“Mel Brooks Presents: Racism! The Movie”
Sa da tay!