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 0Posted on May 17th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)

This Dan LuVisi is a little late to the party. We’ve already an IRL Buzz Lightyear in a wig, aka Katherine Chloe Cahoon. Shout-out to ‘batteredgnome’!! http://videogum.com/236412/why-single-girls-want-to-meet-european-men/news/

I’m a firm believer that nothing will ever top Ill Clinton, Not even ArScheerio Paul. http://youtu.be/433-nmcWw8E

 0Posted on Apr 16th | re: It Is Time Now For Someone To Actually Help Amanda Bynes (9 comments)

You’re being too kind with the Lil’ Kim comparison. I’d say she’s much closer to the female gremlin. http://youtu.be/sjXsULCG7LY

Hold up, now! Joe Mande’s retweeting of corporate messages can be truly brilliant (though not as brilliant as Joe Mande’s Brokencyde Concert Challenge).

Andrew Ti is going to be very, very upset.

 0Posted on Apr 2nd | re: Mary Sings "Fool On The Hill" (26 comments)

Agreed. It feels more like How’s Your News or Gervais’ Derek (laughing with NOT at someone who’s cognitively impaired) than it Does Howard Stern’s Wack Pack (mean-spirited and exploitative).

 +1Posted on Mar 19th | re: Girls Season 2 Finale Open Thread (48 comments)

Has Bushwick replaced Williamsburg as the go-to standard neighborhood when insulting hipsters? SoBro, I think your turn is next!

 +3Posted on Mar 19th | re: The Return Of David Brent (4 comments)

I know I’m in the minority here, but if you actually watch Derek, it’s not having a laugh at the expense of the developmentally disabled. It’s really well done, I promise! More a showcase of an oddball Christopher Guest-type character than an exploitation of the cognitively impaired. Like this, which we can all agree is wonderful and not mean-spirited: http://vimeo.com/46245944

 0Posted on Mar 14th | re: Guy Talk, S01EO3 (6 comments)

Love those guys! So weird that it’s a Spike TV production, though.

 +5Posted on Feb 27th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (22 comments)

My buddy went to a show at the Comedy Cellar on Friday and claimed that Dave Chapelle came out for an impromptu set and I completely dismissed him as being a liar or just stupid and confused because that place is tiny and Chapelle is a recluse. But I guess it turns out that my friend is not a liar/stupid/confused and I am just a dick.

 0Posted on Feb 27th | re: Never Leave The House (46 comments)

But nothing is harder for people to accept than the simple fact that daddy long legs are not in the least bit poisonous. It’s like the Santa Claus myth for adults, as people get so upset when they learn the truth.

 0Posted on Feb 27th | re: Never Leave The House (46 comments)

YES! Snopes is a goldmine for this stuff. I’ve gotten into the most intense arguments with people who swear that their older brother’s friend went to a haunted house in [Kansas City or Chicago or somewhere else kind of near in the midwest] that’s so scary that if you make it to the end you get your money back.

 0Posted on Feb 10th | re: Todays Forecast Calls For A Great Kid Weatherman! (Sorry!) (14 comments)

Oooof. Asperger, not Aspberger. This is why you leave such sensitive material to the pros. http://youtu.be/5nRzh4CJTZs

 0Posted on Feb 10th | re: Todays Forecast Calls For A Great Kid Weatherman! (Sorry!) (14 comments)

Duh-LOOOOTH! is good, but I’m partial to the “…and other classmates” line. Also, I wanted to do you all a horrible disservice and channel my inner Seth MacFarlane for a moment: “Robert Asp elementary? More like Robert AspBERGER elementary!”

Sorry. Love that kid!

 0Posted on Feb 5th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (65 comments)

It’s pretty clear that alcohol as a whole is far more destructive than cocaine but that coke is “harder to OD on” is simply false.

Wait, I’m so confused. I thought Gabe’s mention of masturbation was just a playful embellishment because it’s nowhere in this video, as far as I can tell. But now you say there’s an “eeeeehw” moment from our hero in regards to the aforementioned masturbation? Are you all just fucking with me?

 +2Posted on Jan 29th | re: Saturday Night Live: Adam Levine And Kendrick Lamar (9 comments)

Nobody mentioned the Danny McBride cameo in YOLO!

 +3Posted on Jan 21st | re: I Found All This Footage, Now What? (17 comments)

Is there a context for this post that I’m missing? Is it a response to S-VHS premiering and getting rave reviews at Sundance? Did any monsters see the first VHS? If not, don’t, it was gross and dumb (except for the final segment about Halloween. That one was great).

 +2Posted on Jan 19th | re: This Is Just A Good Pizza Review (18 comments)

I wish Mans was still here. He would have something really profound and heartfelt and amazing to say about this.

 +1Posted on Jan 4th | re: OK, Goodbye, Ricky Gervais (36 comments)

I wholeheartedly agreed. It definitely is neither that bad nor that offensive. And maybe not as good as this, but certainly less offensive: http://vimeo.com/46245944

 0Posted on Dec 3rd, 2012 | re: Fall Jam 2012: Lexy And Stephany's "This Feels Like Love" (24 comments)

The not-braces one has nothing to be jealous about these days. Braces are gone and she has arrived! Meanwhile, I’m going to jail. http://youtu.be/aqNWBMtX1Tw

 +4Posted on Nov 29th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To America: We Just Cannot With The Lindsay Lohan Anymore (35 comments)

I’m reading Infinite Jest now and it’s extraordinary. Anyway, my contribution to this list has to be the one and only Damon Wayans.

 +5Posted on Nov 29th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To America: We Just Cannot With The Lindsay Lohan Anymore (35 comments)

Mean Girls is really, truly, a great movie. And it’s not like she’s just along for the ride, as her character is lovely in it! You did a good job in that film, Lindsay. Do more movies like that something something if you believe in yourself you will know how to ride a bike!

 +1Posted on Nov 28th, 2012 | re: Let's Think About Children In Afghanistan For, Like, Two Seconds (38 comments)

I am really surprised by the uproar that the use of “white people problems” has created. There have been, what, dozens of Gabe posts in that past that included the “Being White Is Hard” phrase? And I don’t remember anyone getting too bent out of shape by it.

 0Posted on Nov 22nd, 2012 | re: Is Killer Karaoke Hosted By Steve-O The Best Show Of All Time? (33 comments)

I really like how the show lacks any apparent incentive to perform well. Whether or not you keep singing Carrie Underwood while you get blasted with skunk juice matters not. Also, the teddy bear was a nice touch.