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 0Posted on May 20th | re: This "I Hate My Asshole" Video Says A Lot (16 comments)

So now, if I’m upset and someone tells me to “just breathe,” what the hell am I supposed to do?

 0Posted on May 20th | re: Vin Diesel Exposes Hollywood's Body Image Problem (49 comments)

Let’s face it, men whore themselves out to Hollywood just as much as women do.

 0Posted on Apr 19th | re: Schwarz "U R Beautiful" (Official Video) (19 comments)

I’m with you, Gabe. I would normally roll my eyes at this. But today, I needed it.

 0Posted on Apr 12th | re: Wait, Now God Is Alive In This Hamster (8 comments)

Holy cow,, Patrick! This was the best comment I’ve seen on here in a long time.

 0Posted on Apr 10th | re: Quote Of The Day (19 comments)

He makes my ass sick. Really.

 0Posted on Apr 10th | re: Creed On Creed (4 comments)

If you ask me, Creed has been totally underutilized on The Office for years.

 0Posted on Apr 9th | re: A Glee-Themed Public Marriage Proposal (13 comments)

That “yes” seemed a little forced if you ask me.

 0Posted on Apr 9th | re: What Else Is Kim Kardashian Lying About?!?! (17 comments)

Kelly–you are on your game today. This list is fab.

 0Posted on Apr 9th | re: What Else Is Kim Kardashian Lying About?!?! (17 comments)

My lunch just flew out of my mouth as I read this unexpected treat, Facetaco! Now, how to get broccoli bits out of a keyboard . . .

 0Posted on Apr 9th | re: Most Baseball Bats Broken With A Back In One Minute (7 comments)

For some reason, I anticipated that this was going to be a lot more interesting to watch than it really was.

 0Posted on Apr 9th | re: Most Baseball Bats Broken With A Back In One Minute (7 comments)

Brokeback Gabe

 0Posted on Apr 4th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (157 comments)

Thanks for the advice, guys!

I’m still enjoying the post-raise afterglow.

 0Posted on Apr 3rd | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (157 comments)

I got a 10% raise at work this week FOR NO REAL REASON!

 0Posted on Apr 3rd | re: 10 Ways To Make Perfect Pop Culture Party Conversation (24 comments)

It reminds me of Burt Reynolds back in the day.

 0Posted on Apr 3rd | re: Roger Ebert Takes A "Leave Of Presence" (4 comments)

Classy guy. I wish him well.

 0Posted on Apr 2nd | re: Mary Sings "Fool On The Hill" (26 comments)

I’m going to be having nightmares for the next CENTURY.

LOVE!

Upvote! (Although I’ll have to take some standardized points off because this post is slightly off topic.)

I was going to caption these, but I have to climb Mt. Everest first.

 0Posted on Apr 2nd | re: Who Has The Energy For This Tonight Show Thing? (15 comments)

If you ask me, I don’t think the hearts of Leno or Letterman are in it anymore. And I also think that Gabe’s theory is right in that people just aren’t watching late night talk shows on a regular basis anymore. The “Carson” days are over.

 0Posted on Apr 2nd | re: Who Has The Energy For This Tonight Show Thing? (15 comments)

Upvote!

 0Posted on Mar 30th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (69 comments)

I’m capturing my inner HGTV and am going to repaint a “brass” floor lamp I got on sale awhile back. It’s so ’80s right now. I’m also going to spray paint the shade (the Internet said it’s OK, so I feel better). I’d post before-n-after pics if I can figure out how to do that, which I haven’t been able to so far. Still excited about the mini project tho!

 0Posted on Mar 24th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (69 comments)

Thanks, wallflower. I will try that. (That’s what she said–upvote.)