Says the guy wearing a $5 pair of socks.
He’s very passionate about his socks. If Nieman Marcus and the general public can’t get on his level, then that’s their loss. Side note: who else is really dying to see the highly personal sock designs that Rob creates just out of his own need to express himself at his private sock design studio? It’s a shame that these socks may never see the light of day (except posthumously? Sorry, morbid)–especially if his detractors have their way.
DJ Scrooge McTrump
“Goodnight, you princess of MEAN.”
- Tobes sarcastically under his breath after realizing he’d been snubbed
They just didn’t want anyone to get suspicious about Spider-Man and Elektra appearing in the same place at the same time.
Don’t worry, guys. Shawl be all right.
What you’re seeing is merely the process of natural selection, a miracle that makes Matthew McConaughey more able to reach the succulent leaves of the forest’s canopy that other celebrities cannot access.
Ssssssssomebody stop him!
It actually came up in an ordinary conversation this weekend. A friend and I were trying to decide what the last great “action” movie was. We weren’t sure (although Terminator 2 came up a lot), but we did conclude that “Independence Day” was the straw that broke the camel’s back and begat baldfaced self parodies of the form like “Armageddon.”
That and the jittery, addled demeanor of the special effects.
Excellent call back.
So much, ptsmith_vt. So much.
But also, I feel like that’s kind of the way I operate in everyday life. There are things I’m fixated on, usually about something going on in my dumb life, and I know I don’t want to blurt them out and sound crazy but I do again and again. I hope this is a common feeling.
I just want to take a second to sincerely appreciate Kelly’s observation here:
“(Like that thing you accidentally told that person at that party the one time?) (The ONE THING you knew you didn’t want to say?!)”
Ouch! That guy is feeling the pain.
I’m staring at this dancing lizard man while listening to the new Daft Punk single. And it. Is. Divine.
Do what you need to do to feel comforted this weekend, monsters.
To be clear, does she not give a fuck or does she not give a fuck fuck?
Did they at least corroborate their source’s information with will.i.am’s hologram before going to the air with this speculative chatter?
Not to be a wet blanked, but this wasn’t very funny. Kind of Patton Oswalt by the numbers.
An understandable mistake, given their names. Just remember, the Shocker “shocks” you with vibrations from the supercharged manacles on his wrists–his powers don’t actually have anything to do with electricity, surprisingly! Electro, on the other hand, can actually manipulate electricity due to a bizarre accident.
These new Spider-Man movies seem like political propaganda or something. I’m not entirely convinced that they actually exist.
The eccentric actor demonstrates an efficient new way to strengthen both mandibular and kegel muscles at the same time.
When I was a young teen in the ’90s, I thought that old “Happy Days” reruns were great for some reason. I think that’s going on now with today’s youngins and “Friends.” #thecircleoflife