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 +4Posted on Jun 11th, 2010 | re: EARTHQUAKE WARNING! (78 comments)

I’ve heard Autistic people often go through intense fixations with certain miscellaneous subjects, airplanes, dinosaurs, perineum, etc. If this guy is autistic I wonder what he’s fixated on currently.

Maybe earthquakes?

 +5Posted on Jun 1st, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: McDonald's Is Bad For Gay People, Too (128 comments)

wwwest, you’re the bbbest.

 +50Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: "The Coolest You'll Look Pooping Your Pants" (68 comments)

Bad Idea Diapers

 +12Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Criminal Minds Finale Fan (37 comments)

Let me tell you sumthing right naow. I live in Texas and it aint that odd for those of us who pronounce words like finolly and stoopid to call someone on the picture box a dushbag, ok?

 +8Posted on May 22nd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (134 comments)

(sorry, I’m helpless against memes, even the cheapest and silliest)

 +2Posted on May 22nd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (134 comments)

She’s pretty.

Needs more Statler and Waldorf.

 +2Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real (75 comments)

Rickshaw Runners for Rama

Elevator Operators for Eros

Lorry Drivers for Topher Grace

I’m done, thanks!

 +9Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real (75 comments)

I bet that in its time Longboat Vikings for Loki was a pretty persuasive ministry.

 +7Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: The Oceans Are Filled With Oil, And CBS Unveils Its New Fall Shows! (56 comments)

Fun Fact: Combos are the Official Cheese Filled Snack of NASCAR.

So you’re not far off.

 +3Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: The Oceans Are Filled With Oil, And CBS Unveils Its New Fall Shows! (56 comments)

Quick question, you guys. What’s a “sitcom?”

I think she’s going to marry that guy John. At least she should, anyway, she’d be so good to him.

 +13Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E17: Good Luck, Survivors! See You At The Finale! (244 comments)

Not to over-analyze the show (HAHA, right) but I don’t really even care what thematic direction they might have taken it, I just want it to make sense and in some small way repay the viewer for investing in the characters. It makes no sense for Jacob to have brought these “candidates” to the island to fight the smoke monster and then waste six seasons having them fight each other, the Dharma initiative, and the Others before you finally tell them what’s going on. No amount of wine in a bottle or time travel shenanigans will make that conclusion satisfying.

 +14Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E17: Good Luck, Survivors! See You At The Finale! (244 comments)

Hey guys, remember when the penultimate episode of the season was intensely dramatic, setting-up the big finale and tying together all the narrative threads? Remember?

 +16Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E17: Good Luck, Survivors! See You At The Finale! (244 comments)

I thought it sounded like Zelda Rubinstein, who famously played the diminutive psychic in Poltergeist, but then she died earlier this year. OR DID SHE?

 +31Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E17: Good Luck, Survivors! See You At The Finale! (244 comments)

I mostly just thought about how terrible Jacob is and how this show’s pseudo-religious imagery is deeply unsatisfying.

You know that’s how the black plague started back in the day – it was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone’s backyard that rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS.

Kenny Powers Nic Cage

 +16Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Robin Hood (136 comments)

“You guys should download my mumblecore blog.”

– KajusX & Chainsaws

 +23Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Robin Hood (136 comments)

For some reason theaters showing Pixar movies are always so dusty, especially during the emotionally resonant parts of the film.

 +18Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: The Most Surprising Thing About This Video Might Surprise You (68 comments)

“age 25-70″

Sounds like Gabe to me.

 +30Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: The Most Surprising Thing About This Video Might Surprise You (68 comments)

It appears you’ll have to go peddle your lorry fanfiction somewhere else, That One.

 +21Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: The Most Surprising Thing About This Video Might Surprise You (68 comments)

“I’ll just stay in my basement, where it’s safe, and play with my toy trains instead.”

– Gabe

 +8Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: Ultimately, Ke$ha Is Our Fault (129 comments)

I’m just angry that Ke$ha gets to ride around on an elephant while I’m stuck here in my ’95 Ford Taurus.

 +8Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: The Adjustment Bureau Looks Adjustment BORINGEAU! (Sorry) (69 comments)

How babby is formed, how girl get pragent?

 +12Posted on May 12th, 2010 | re: The Adjustment Bureau Looks Adjustment BORINGEAU! (Sorry) (69 comments)

I didn’t really watch the video but judging by your analogy I appear to be doing it wrong.