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Did anyone see US snowboarder Kelly Clark singing like a person possessed before both her runs last night? Hilario.
It’s from the chorus of this Christian praise song. Even more hilario.
This guy shouldn’t be allowed to fly because of those shorts, amirite u guyz?
Also, he has gained weight since the Superbad premiere. (Bigger JNCOs)
Machine-wash cold and tumble dry low, unless you want to see me fucking sparkle.
Chuck? This is your cousin, Marvin. Marvin Berry! You know that new sound you’ve been looking for? Well, listen to these Bose In-Ear Headphones.
It’s about time the Duplass brothers were allowed to work with real actors and a budget. Puffy Chair was the shit, Baghead was not the worst and this looks killer.
Oh man, youth pastors are the worst. (Everyone in this video is clearly a youth pastor or a youth pastor in training.)
I, for one, don’t think he should have punched her.
I’m pretty sure the SNL writing staff is reading a lot of Videogum these days. And yet, not nearly as funny.
You know they’d up the stakes for the movie, guyz:
Drama and Turtle realize that they are both HIV-positive from that three-way at Sundance. They spend the film telling every minor character they’ve slept with since then the horrifying news. Eric kills Sloane in a fit of rage because she tries to give him career advice. Since Ari is too busy gay-bashing Lloyd, he doesn’t realize Vince is developing a serious coke problem. Uh oh, Vince lost his millions on drugs and buying Nic Cage’s islands (Nic Cage cameo, obvs)! He is going to have to do “Aquaman 3″!
But wait, just then, Kanye West, Bill Clinton and Richard Branson show up in a fancy plane and the boys are going to…SPACE! While up there, the HIV clears up, Clinton pardons E and there is also plenty of coke. And BONUS!, the stewardesses on the space shuttle are giving out blowjobs to movie stars. “Not TV stars though.” Oh, Drama.
“It’s gonna be a great summer!” they all say in unison. Roll credits.
I don’t think we have to speak to each other right away, or at all. Just come with a comfortable friend group and then after three or four hours of drinking we will get in fist fights about who Gabe likes the most. So bring muscle.
This and The Hurt Locker are my favorites so far this year. I think Fox worked so much better than Darjeeling and other Anderson offerings because it wasn’t trying to take place in the “real world”. When his characters are humanoid and not animated, they’re just brats that need to be slapped in the face. When they’re animals, they’re funny.
A couple friends and I went as Vampire Lightning Baseball players for Halloween, but unfortunately, there were only ADULTS at the party. Wish you would have published this cheat sheet three weeks ago…
But maybe we can just pull an L & L ? a “Laugh and Learn” ? out of this.
I don’t mean to be a buzzkill, but Tongues Untied is actually a pretty interesting/groundbreaking personal documentary film about race/gender/sexual orientation. The tone of this segment is getting a bit distorted out of context.
This summer, escape to a world where your friends won’t tease you about that girl.
#monopolymovietaglines
And THEN he meets Sonic and THEN they have to find the chaos emeralds.
Science is weird.
I hope Jamie Foxx can find time to write this.
This is going to be a startling reminder to the world that Sheneneh is a thing that exists.
I would like to nominate Norbit.
That’s a pretty great movie.
21%. If we can put Topher in the lead by Friday, Gabe will throw us a Monster’s Ball pizza party.
All the following are part of the Stab Wars series.
A New Pope
The Umpire Strikes Back
Return of She-Jedi
The Phantom Menage
Attack of the Cloves
Revenge of the Pith
Miley Cyrus in the background made it so much better.