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Probably for the best?! PROBABLY FOR THE BEST?!?!? What is WRONG with you people!??
I’m not worried, cause I think this season has been amazing. I don’t really understand the season 3 hate – yes, a couple of post-hiatus episodes have been average, but no worse than some from previous years. (I’d rank Celebrity Impressions over Art of Discourse or Wine Tasting, for instance.)
Virtual Systems Analysis was one of the best episodes I’ve ever seen of anything.
Is Boing Boing a trampoline accident site?
What I /did/ find insufferable was the Best Picture montage where they edited all the films together to Beethoven, taking all of those scenes completely out of context. Do they do that every year? Cause they should stop! Decontextualization is an extremely dangerous phenomenon in the 21st century! There were 40 tons of shrimp on that boat! Rabbit hats!
So I guess I’m the only one who thought Anne Hathaway was delightful? Oh well, one man’s delightful is another man’s insufferable.
I think America would be much more accepting of us gays if instead of LGBT it was BLGT and it stood for Bacon, Lettuce, and Green Tomato, because that’s what I had for lunch and it was delicious.
“Sorry we’re so late, our travel candle went out around exit 90, so we had to pull over, enter a videogum giveaway contest, wait for our new travel candle to arrive, and then walk to the gas station to buy a lighter because Seth refuses to carry one because he’s trying to quit smoking. But in order to make it up to you, here’s a jade necklace in the shape of New Zealand. It could also pass for Japan if you melted it a little.”
- Everyone, at some point in their lives
Topher: I need more baby powder for my moist hands.
Photographer Jerry: Hey my new camera can shoot video too!
Topher: I have to go now.
50 Cent: Get me Philip Seymour Hoffman!
Smithers: He’s unavailable.
50 Cent: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent – Philip Señor Hoffman!
My problem with the teabaggers is that they don’t know nearly enough about tea. You’d think if they spent all that time bagging tea they’d at least be able to recommend a nice chamomile, but all I ever get is blank stares and racist pamphlets.
“Give me liberTEA or give me, just the TEA!” – what their slogan should be
Narrowstrife would like it, but the magic Trapper Keeper of the future said Narrowstrife had to not like it, or else the red line would point to a slightly incorrect spot and he wouldn’t become a ballerina politician like the plan said he would.
That One doesn’t like Gabe not liking things.
This is the freshest Gap commercial yet.
Best part is the lady noodle-morphing back into herself except on a motorcycle.
Is Sizzling the name of the Mega Man 2 boss themes cover band they go to do the soundtrack?
It’s either that, or the sound of food cooking has always been like Yellow Magic Orchestra-lite, and I’ve just had my oven on mute.
(Sigh, this should’ve been a reply to my previous comment. Checkboxes are just too WEB2.0 for me I guess.)
It was! And I am!
And I used to review films for my high school newsletter, so I really know what I’m talking about!
(I mean, it’s no Scenes From a Marriage or Spy Kids, but what film is?)
Mr. Burton has probably been sticking to such recognizable properties because it makes it easier for him to convince Disney to pay for his massive army of Art Directors. (Also to pay for his girlfriend’s head implants, apparently.)
While I’d prefer a bit more original material, he usually manages to put enough of an interesting twist on things to make them worthwhile. Sweeny Todd was good, at least.
I thought I was America’s favorite pistol-packing man dressed as a grandma!
I mean, I certainly seemed popular enough when that large crowd gathered around me at the mall. Can’t a man dress up as a grandma and take his guns shopping in peace?
It’s Always Sunny in Philly Cheese Steaks
Frigidaires and Derrieres
Pot Chef (Tagline: “Preheat your oven to 420 and get baked for 30 minutes!” )
You know the diamond studs are supposed to go on the outside, right? And the baby seal skin goes on the inside. Do that and your diamond shoes will never feel too tight!
Sigh, new money. They’re always encrusting the wrong side of things with diamonds.