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 +21Posted on Aug 24th, 2010 | re: Robot Uprising Indefinitely Postponed (76 comments)

It’s just like on Battlestar Galactica when the Cylons invaded the 12 colonies and folded 50 billion socks.

 +8Posted on Jul 7th, 2010 | re: I'm Not Here To Make Friends, 2010 (56 comments)

I love fake Dennis Miller jokes almost as much as an obscure historical figure referred to by a casual nickname loved a thing they were somewhat famous for enjoying. Know what I mean, chacha?

 +1Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

Play It to the Boone
Not Penny’s Boat Trip
An Ajira to Remember
The Swan Station Agent

 +31Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E17: Good Luck, Survivors! See You At The Finale! (244 comments)

So, LA Jack was eating Super Bran cereal and Island Jack drank drank dysentery water off the jungle floor. Pretty sure this means the two universes will merge when both Jacks get diarrhea. His face in the jungle after drinking the water definitely looked like he was feeling it.

 +22Posted on May 10th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Iron Man 2 (243 comments)

My favorite part was Sam Rockwell’s bronzer-covered palms, which is incidentally the name of your new pop-punk band.

I’m disappointed, but not nearly as disappointed as Ke$ha’s dentist.

 +1Posted on Apr 20th, 2010 | re: Friday Night Lights Season 4 (18 comments)

I just finished watching this season last night, and it was really good. Glad to finally find out where Wallace at, String. Relax, D’Angelo, he’s just playing football.

 +9Posted on Mar 16th, 2010 | re: The Blind Side And Ninja Assassin: A Side-By-Side Comparison (133 comments)

Oh no, is that the kid who played Bo on FNL?

Yes, that is the kid who played Bo on FNL:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2052567/

Clear eyes, blind sides.

 +34Posted on Mar 10th, 2010 | re: Martin Bashir + The Insane Clown Posse = Amazing KABOOM (60 comments)

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of Violent J breathing.

 +11Posted on Mar 3rd, 2010 | re: Lost S06E06: The Bad Sayid (Get It? You Get It!) (109 comments)

Is it just me or is Sayid’s accent a little different this year? It sounds more British-y than in past seasons. Even in the sideways universe.

This… means something.

 +3Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: Awesome Video For An Awesome Song (99 comments)

They should have stuck with their original name, Stigmatalingus.

 0Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: A Juggalo's Guide To Parenting (52 comments)

I decided to go down the BoyBlue rabbit hole (nullus) and found this one called Juggalo Spirituality:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXlavuTxZbo
My favorite part is rock-a-bye baby playing in the background from a baby swing :(

 +21Posted on Jan 26th, 2010 | re: This Insane Clown Posse Movie Is Real, My Ninjas (63 comments)

Perhaps a vintage bottle of Chateaux Faygeaux? I am seriously not making that up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faygo#Discontinued

I’ll have what he’s having! (Cocaine. He’s having cocaine, and I’ll have some.)

This Ain’t Antiques Roadshow XXX. Though if they had an ounce of integrity, it’d be Antiques Chodeshow or Assfreaks Roadblow.

 +2Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: John Travolta Covers Bobby Brown's "Every Little Step" From Old Dogs (33 comments)

This is actually (maybe?) somehow worse than Travolta’s duet with Miley Cyrus from Bolt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD3Xkw5OU9c

Can’t wait for all the Funny People gags. Like the crazy comedian named FAAAAAAAARTY, and the famous guy forced to confront his own mortality when he’s diagnosed with diarrhea cancer.

 +44Posted on Dec 3rd, 2009 | re: Steven Seagal Knows All Of The Police Words! (60 comments)

When he first said, “These are the ‘jects,” I thought he said, “These are The Jets,” and was responding to a report of a rumble with The Sharks.

 +8Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: The 100 Greatest The Wire Quotes (30 comments)

“I’m listening in on a drug dealer’s phonecall on the wire.”
-Jimmy McNulty

It’s a testament to how fucking weird all of this is when no one is even mentioning co-host David Gest. This guy is the best.

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 +8Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: California Raisin Face Paint Guy (40 comments)

 +10Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: What Movie Should Disney Make After Opposite Day? (47 comments)

Two for Flinching, a pulse-pounding tale of love and loss in the high-stakes world of professional finger circle punching game.

 +9Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: Rush Limbaugh Calls Winning A Nobel Peace Prize An Embarrassment? (94 comments)

Megadittos.

 +46Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: The 15 Types Of Strangers (63 comments)

Never get in Perez Hilton’s van!

 -9Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: AHHHHHHHHH, NEW NEW MOON TRAILER! CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER! (45 comments)

Fact: Bogus Journey > Excellent Adventure.