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It’s just like on Battlestar Galactica when the Cylons invaded the 12 colonies and folded 50 billion socks.
I love fake Dennis Miller jokes almost as much as an obscure historical figure referred to by a casual nickname loved a thing they were somewhat famous for enjoying. Know what I mean, chacha?
Play It to the Boone
Not Penny’s Boat Trip
An Ajira to Remember
The Swan Station Agent
So, LA Jack was eating Super Bran cereal and Island Jack drank drank dysentery water off the jungle floor. Pretty sure this means the two universes will merge when both Jacks get diarrhea. His face in the jungle after drinking the water definitely looked like he was feeling it.
My favorite part was Sam Rockwell’s bronzer-covered palms, which is incidentally the name of your new pop-punk band.
I’m disappointed, but not nearly as disappointed as Ke$ha’s dentist.
I just finished watching this season last night, and it was really good. Glad to finally find out where Wallace at, String. Relax, D’Angelo, he’s just playing football.
Oh no, is that the kid who played Bo on FNL?
Yes, that is the kid who played Bo on FNL:
Clear eyes, blind sides.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of Violent J breathing.
Is it just me or is Sayid’s accent a little different this year? It sounds more British-y than in past seasons. Even in the sideways universe.
This… means something.
They should have stuck with their original name, Stigmatalingus.
I decided to go down the BoyBlue rabbit hole (nullus) and found this one called Juggalo Spirituality:
My favorite part is rock-a-bye baby playing in the background from a baby swing
Perhaps a vintage bottle of Chateaux Faygeaux? I am seriously not making that up:
I’ll have what he’s having! (Cocaine. He’s having cocaine, and I’ll have some.)
This Ain’t Antiques Roadshow XXX. Though if they had an ounce of integrity, it’d be Antiques Chodeshow or Assfreaks Roadblow.
This is actually (maybe?) somehow worse than Travolta’s duet with Miley Cyrus from Bolt:
Can’t wait for all the Funny People gags. Like the crazy comedian named FAAAAAAAARTY, and the famous guy forced to confront his own mortality when he’s diagnosed with diarrhea cancer.
When he first said, “These are the ‘jects,” I thought he said, “These are The Jets,” and was responding to a report of a rumble with The Sharks.
“I’m listening in on a drug dealer’s phonecall on the wire.”
It’s a testament to how fucking weird all of this is when no one is even mentioning co-host David Gest. This guy is the best.
Two for Flinching, a pulse-pounding tale of love and loss in the high-stakes world of professional finger circle punching game.
Never get in Perez Hilton’s van!
Fact: Bogus Journey > Excellent Adventure.