Wow. I hope Tina Fey yells at him.

I’m sure Gucci Mane would let them borrow his idea.

Go lay down Kevin James. You have already made enough money “pretending” to be a doofus who inexplicably has a mega hot wife

yes please. my boyfriend still has not watched the finale, and it is so frustrating that we can’t talk about it yet. life is hard sometimes.

Right, I watched the whole thing because I thought there would be some sort of ‘revenge of the dead squirrel’ type of resolution. But then I realized I was just watching the intimate moments of a strange young family and I remembered that the internet is weird sometimes.

They are bad parents and bad editors. The last five minutes was just the dog pooping in the back yard! I was waiting for more premium dead squirrel content. Very anti-climactic ending.

I have never seen Star Wars. Actually, my ex-boyfriend made me watch A New Hope with him but I think I pretended to fall asleep half-way through.

Anyways, I was going to make some joke about being raised like veal, but instead I will just share this from my image search for veal:

I painted this for you

Jack Donaghy times four! Dennis Duffy!

I think the 30 Rock writers have been reading my sex dream diary

Dear RAED,

Given that you are criminally insane and you live under an abandoned industrial wasteland – how do you keep your white jeans so clean?