Actually it’s more like as long as you hold your breath. 2001 was totally accurate. Total Recall was not.

“It’s possible, of course, that this has more to do with the Star Trek franchise itself, which maybe doesn’t lend itself to major upheavals or darker inter-relationships between the characters.”

I think this has more to do with the fact that the TV show it’s based on was a TV show. Meaning that they didn’t kill off the characters and everything had to reset to status quo at the end of the episode. This carried through to the movies (except for Star Trek 2, where they killed off a main character, but then brought him back in the NEXT movie). So I think this would be the case with any TV show adapted for films, including The Simpsons and The Beverly Hillbillies.

Oh man, this is seriously the funniest thing I have seen on Videogum in months! Thanks for enduring that for our enjoyment, Kelly! I hope it didn’t scar you too badly.

Best Picture: Argo
Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Best Actress: Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linen whatever
Best Supporting Actor: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
Best Supporting Actress: Anne Halfaway, The Miserables
Best Original Song: “Suddenly,” The Miserables
Best Animated Feature Film: ParaNorman
Best Foreign Language Film: Amour (Austria)
Best Director: Spielberg, Lincoln
Best Original Screenplay: Tarantino, Django
Best Adapted Screenplay: Chris Terrio, Argo
Best Cinematography: Claudio Miranda, Life of Pi
Best Costume Design: Jacqueline Durran, Anna Karenina
Documentary Feature: Searching for Sugar Man
Documentary Short: Inocente, Sean Fine and Andrea Nix Fine
Film Editing: William Goldenberg, Argo
Makeup and Hairstyling: Peter Swords King, Rick Findlater and Tami Lane, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Best Original Score: Dario Marianelli, Anna Karenina
Best Production Design: “Anna Karenina,” production design: Sarah Greenwood; set decoration: Katie Spencer
Best Animated Short: “Paperman,” John Kahrs
Best Live Action Short: Curfew, Shawn Christensen
Best Sound Editing: Per Hallberg and Karen Baker Landers, Skyfall
Best Sound Mixing: Andy Nelson, Mark Paterson and Simon Hayes, Les Misérables
Best Visual Effects: Joe Letteri, Eric Saindon, David Clayton and R. Christopher White, The Hobbit

But is it rap? Or rap rap?

You forgot exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed. I think it’s a backlash because of the Emmy wins.

“One time I tore my contact….”

So you probably have glasses as well, I’d assume. Good to know. Next time I photoshop you into something, I’m adding glasses.

Dammit, that was supposed to be this:

Also, can we talk about that for a second? I mean, NEW STAR WARS MOVIES NOT MADE BY GEORGE LUCAS! I didn’t think I’d live to see it!

It’s going to be ironic when Mitt Romney only gets 47% of the vote.