I read somewhere on the internet “…there is a real ogre living in the swamp and his name is Shrek and he sold his life rights to Dreamworks in a handsome deal…”. And not even on Wikipedia. If it’s on the internet it’s true. Everyone know that.

I am going to miss Heath Ledger so much in this movie.

And you “five fingers per hand” people make me sick. 4 fingered people have feelings too!

Kanye West is a monster? Whats his tag?

I’m pretty sure barfing is a result of a successful smang, not smanging itself.

BOOOOO!!!!!!!

Heigl is the worst, we can all agree on that, but is it Hitler-worst? Heigl is like rape, but Hitler is like rape-rape.

Damn, just saw notsewfast beat me to the “were gonna need a…” line. Sorry Winwood, I called it out myself.

You put Topher on the wrong body!

I was going to say that he looks like he can use a water bottle to the face, but I accept your water bottle related comment.

This comment is so much farther down than expected. So boo me and yay Napolean Complex.

I’m almost glad the last season sucked so hard because now I don’t miss it at all.