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“Back off, Teen Werepires! My flesh is too old and tough to feast on. Please, please, leave an old senile man alone with his fries.”
I think Jeremy London has been watching Season four of Six Feet Under. As far as I’m concerned, nobody, NOBODY, steals David Fisher’s story arc and gets away with it!
This is pretty brilliant. Thanks for upstaging me!
I think it still might be too soon to joke about this…
Other apologies Joe Barton is thinking about making:
“I’m so sorry Nazis that you took all the blame for killing so many Jews, Catholics, homosexuals, gypsies and political dissidents. It is not your fault they were not strong enough to withstand slavery/genocide.”
“Dear September 11 terrorists, I am so sorry the Towers and the Pentagon reacted so spectacularly badly to being bombarded by air craft.”
“Dear Ke$ha, I am so sorry so many people find you scary. It’s not your fault that they have a semblance of taste.”
I’m really glad I had my first kiss waaaaaaaaaaaaaay before watching this video, or else I may never have been able to lose my virginity due to the scenes from this video running through my head whilst attempting to um, get it on.
I felt like Jack’s death was the end in actuality, and I was satisfied with that. And just confused by the subsequent shot. I don’t think the “Island-as-Purgatory” theory makes sense anyhow, because then you’d have two Purgatories: the Island and the sideways timeline. I felt like it was a throwback to the beginning, or, at most, perhaps the Ajira plane, but I wanted it to be addressed none-the-less. It seemed to trip up a lot of people.
Also, did anybody else get a karassvibe, or is it just me?
wait, are we not going to address the real final scene in which we see unknown plane wreckage and are left to wonder about whether it was just a throwback to the pilot, the Ajira plane, or a hint that they all originally died in the Oceanic 815 crash?
Otherwise, the re-cap was tops. I appreciate the Goonies reference: I started reciting the “This Is Our Time Speech” last night during that scene.
It was my favorite line as well. I actually laughed for over a minute (and then I realized the Marriage Ref was on and I turned smile upside down). There’s something so deliciously ridiculous about that ego-bucket playing a pacific islander. “Dude, if I learned Aramaic, I can definitely learn like, three Polynesian dialects for this shoot.”
I know? What are they teaching? How to wrongly conflate two different, yet equally horrifying American pop culture eras? (I am speaking to you, teacher who is wearing the eighties gear while bopping to nineties dance trash)
Ken Vendello’s look stirred something deep inside me. True, it was fear, but it is hard to get me stirred.
I will keep texting while driving, just to keep the aliens away and safe from violating 18 USC section 1202. Actually, I will not. But I will see Ghostbusters 3, which is probably the psychic equivalent of texting while driving.
If only Jeanine Magaro had done the actual animation for Birdemic, that little meme could have taken over the world!
I am so excited about this project that I am going to give up my day job and become a fake rapper to raise money to fund the project!
I kind of wish this fan fiction ended with Betty White charging $1000 worth of farmville equipment on her publicist’s black AmEx.
If her children are anything like her, it seems only natural that she would want to plug her ears to shut out the utter horror. “Mummy, William Joel gave me a bright shiny lorry and I decided to lord it over all the children under the pretense that I was sharing some inner-sense-of-wisdom-not-born-of-pretense over them. Please may I take it to the lawn and play in my $50,000,000 diamond dust box?”
Well, I laughed.
Mel Gibson is Hitler! Oh, wait. I lose. Let me try again. Scott Baio is the Dalai Lama.
My tax return was eaten up by my thieving bank for overdraft fees- can I take from the bank’s children?
This picture makes me shrivel.
Feminism is off somewhere, whimpering in a corner. Also, when did the remaining member of Milli Vanilli decide to become a date rapist?
whoops. I sugested this as a title before reading yours. I think it’s awesome. the awesomest.
I am disqualified from writing plot-lines (big admission), but may I suggest a title? “Down to Hack: She’s All Sack.” Get it? GET IT?
“This is as close to a vagina as Hannity may ever come”- Douches
She’s in training for the Real House Wives of Da South Bronx.