Someone needed to say it. Thank you.

(Although I wasn’t excited about this movie at all, and the tagline just made me even angrier that this film got made at all.)

Well, now I have someone to take with me to see, “Big Money Rustlas”.

They’re 40-year-old white rappers who only go out in public dressed like clowns. You really think snark is going to bother them?

I think this looks better than “Avatar”, or anything by Wes Anderson. I can’t wait for Rowdy Roddy Piper and Corporal Robinson’s inevitable cameos. Hell, maybe Corporal Robinson directed this while grilling burgers and free-style rapping. The man’s talented.

Every time I read, “jeff dunham says what americans are thinking!”, I die a little bit.

On the other hand, thanks to the AOL comment thread, I now know that the ACLC and “Affirmative Action” are trying to ruin comedy. Oh, and apparently being “Politically Correct” is still a real thing.

God, I’m reading the thread while trying to write my first-ever Videogum comment, and it just gets more and more fucking depressing. Ahmed the Dead Terrorist ringtones? Theories as to the show’s failure coming from it being scheduled against “Survivor”? This is a Brad Pitt at the end of Se7en, “WHAT’S IN THE BOX” level of horror and repulsion and grief.