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America says “More walking away from explosions in slow motion! COOL!”
Um, can this guy have a job here? Maybe Alex Blagg’s job?
Just until they kidnap Lindsay and tie her to a swivel chair in the Videogum Offices that totally exist.
I haven’t read Beowulf since 6th grade, but I don’t remember the “Beowulf’s is always fuckin’ naked cause he’s the fuckin’ man, bro!” part. Maybe I read the abridged version.
Oh god, I am this demographic! DAMNIT! That trailer was really effective! I was watching and all of a sudden I was excited like a puppy and wanted to see it SOOO much, RIGHT NOW!
Me, 48 seconds ago–”OMGGGG THIS LOOKS AWESOME! LOOK, SEX, IN THE TRAILER EVEN! PRETTY, PALE, CURSED SEXY BRITISH BOY SEX! AND RAISING HELL AND DRINKING AND PARTYING 24/7 BRO! I CAN RELATE TO THIS!!!”
I hate myself wholly.
I made it to 1:13 and then the voice in my head saying “Guuuurl, she gon’ fuck that cat” got too loud.
I don’t think I need to double my pleasure OR my fun. Especially not when my cat is involved.
See, this is what happens when the government finally enforces gun control. The urban youth resort to something so much worse…slow-motion dance fighting.
Good god, what have we done?
Wait, should I pretend I’m not SO excited to see this?
I’ll be there on opening night with a bottle of Stoli, pounding a shot every time someone says “for real,” “get some” or “back up.”
I like this. I like that all the Juggalos were in one place. I don’t like that they’ve redistributed themselves across the country once again.
I want to know where they are at all times, okay? Because I want my future children to avoid them. I want my Scottish brother-in-law to avoid them. I want my extremely shy cat to avoid them. Most of all I want to avoid them.
It would be easier if they all stayed in Illinois or where ever they are.
I have to say the best part of this episode for me was watching it with my 52-year-old mom, who was trying so hard not to look grossed out by boys kissing. But inside she was like “EWWWW BOYS KISSING!!!”
Fantastic.
You know, I would laugh at this more if action movies had ever been really good and not just lots of racial stereotypes and romanticizing crime and walking away from explosions.
And slow motion. Can’t forget that.