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 0Posted on Jun 25th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (78 comments)

Jealouuuus. Fudge you, Videogum is full of awesomenesses. And I’m not a guy, you Ricky wannabe, with your constant dumb gifs cuz you can’t write anything relevant.

 -2Posted on Jun 25th, 2009 | re: Zachary Quinto Is A Performance Artist Now (14 comments)

Hey now. Watch “girly” SB in Da Prapozal (as cake eatur would say) and you’ll get that it’s funnier than “man” move da hangover, despite her beings a womans. Let’s not piss on women just because they’re females but happen to be in funny movies that acknowledge they are funny. And yes, Spock is delicious.

 +12Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: So, Is America Done With Jon & Kate Now? Please? (38 comments)

Pretty sure 8 children also helped destroy the marriage. 2 cats are more than enough work for me, I need my wine time.

 +2Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: The Kush: Finally, A Thing To Put Between Your Boobs While You Sleep (49 comments)

This might be for women w/ implants, to prevent the “uni-boob” that sometimes forms *shudder*.

 +3Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: Ladies, Be Careful What You Promise In Those "Love Coupons" (21 comments)

blurgh, sorry to hear. I love this site, not just because of the consistent Lots of Loves, but also that you guys don’t resort to the cheap homophobic/sexist/racist jokes. Good luck Lindsay.

 +4Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Year One (94 comments)

Uh, me too (my friend & I just felt estrogeny), I had zero expectations, but there were so many Lots of Loves!

 +1Posted on Jun 20th, 2009 | re: Cat Ladies: "When Cats Mean 'Meow' To You Than People" (30 comments)

I would give up my two cats for that hot pet cop.

Why is there never anything on Cat Gentlemen (like the awesome Caboodle Ranch man)? My boyfriend likes cats even more than I do.

 +1Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Some Next Level Keyboard Cat Shit (84 comments)

Exactly what I was thinking … I rarely watch a video longer than 30 sec but at the end of this (yay you live on) keyboard cat I thought of Toonces too.

 +10Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Scenes From The Hilariously Pointless "Fire David Letterman" Protest (94 comments)

Can we please ignore them from now on?

 +3Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: The Time Traveler's Wife Trailer Gives A Lot Away (33 comments)

*spoiler* … The Bana character can’t control where he pops up. It seems pervy, but the book takes great pains to not make it into that. Bana’s a good actor, but too studly for this part, I kept thinking of Farraday when I read the book.

 +62Posted on Jun 12th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (78 comments)

This post especially reminds me of how much I miss Da Cake Eatur. I still laugh quietly to myself sometimes when I think of the time he asked CarolineA “iz u really a squirrel?”

 +23Posted on Jun 12th, 2009 | re: Who Will Be The Next Marlon Brando? (62 comments)

Val Kilmer, former volleyball hottie and now plump cable tv christian scientist host, is 70% there.

 +3Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: The Raffi/Lil' Jon Mashup Raises Suspicious Questions (22 comments)

Baby Beluga and Shake My Sillies Out are not dumb songs. He is awesome live, a true Canadian treasure.

 +4Posted on Jun 6th, 2009 | re: Voices That Care, For Crying Out Loud (32 comments)

You’re a baby?

 +2Posted on May 27th, 2009 | re: Let's Play An Excting Round Of "What's Even Left At This Point?" (113 comments)

The only way I’m going to be remotely ok with any of these remakes is if JJ Abrams write/directs them.

Great, I’m going to be singing that all day now. Mah duster, Mah Duster!