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 0Posted on Jul 30th, 2010 | re: Photobombing Comic-Con 2010 (116 comments)

So, now it’s ten years later and the apocalypse has happened (so maybe just two year); no one will ever read this, etc., but I regret my comment. I personally greatly enjoyed seeing the lady nerds in picture, especially since I am a lady and will never be smart or cool or ambitiously devoted enough to be accepted into nerddom. Although perhaps my comment was poorly worded, I am glad that some good could come of it. This discussion has really piqued my brain (not a real phrase). Learning something new every day! Thanks and sorry!

 -20Posted on Jul 23rd, 2010 | re: Photobombing Comic-Con 2010 (116 comments)

Maybe this is sexist, but I found many of the lady nerds waaay more disturbing/aggressive than the man nerds. It’s like because of feminism they have to work twice as hard to prove their nerdness.

 +1Posted on Jul 15th, 2010 | re: Teenage Boy In Town (80 comments)

Yes, and where IS this mall? I want to go to there.

 +4Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: The Only Thing Worse Than Ke$ha Is A Ke$ha Rip-Off (105 comments)

I made it a few seconds longer only because I thought she looked like the stepmom on Reba… No? Not that I expect any monsters would stoop low enough to watch reruns of Reba.

 +9Posted on Jun 11th, 2010 | re: You Guys, We Should Chew More Gum! (53 comments)

I don’t understand it, but… I think I like it. I laughed. I love Will Arnett.

dumbdumb has my approval.

 +5Posted on Jun 3rd, 2010 | re: Gwyenth Paltrow Makes Her Tacos Just Like The Rest Of Us (46 comments)

In the grand scheme of things I dislike about Gwyneth, this is nowhere near the top, but I wish she would start saying I’M gonna instead of EYN gonna… She says it a lot in this video and for someone so invested in accents/linguistics, she should really know that there is no ‘n’ in ‘I am.’

And I really thought the kid-friendly tacos her daughter likes looked delicious… So I definitely like the Paltrow-Martin children, just not the parents.

 +7Posted on Jun 2nd, 2010 | re: Glee S01E21: Thank God They’re Not Even Capable of Being Any Funkier (37 comments)

I hate myself. For the longest time I’ve just been glancing at avatars and I thought that what I now realize is the videogum symbol was the same person with some weird gray box picture. I read the comment above and thought, “Hmmm… they don’t usually sound so chipper… and what’s with that smiley OH GOD I AM A FOOL.”

I also hate myself because I just love Glee, almost as much as S. Gabe’s recaps. My idea is to do a special episode that just consists of Brittany dancing. Anyone…?

 +9Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: Nicolas Cage Is A Clown (42 comments)

I don’t really have anything witty to say, but I honestly can’t believe that a popular, wealthy (albeit deranged) actor just told audiences that he has spent his whole life preparing… to be a sorcerer. All the non-wizarding movies he’s done to build his career were just filler for this- his role of a lifetime. Should be great, you guys! We’ll finally get to see a side of Nicolas Cage that he’s been waiting to reveal for years!

 +3Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: Lost S60E05: Jack May Or May Not Have What It Takes (124 comments)

Thank the lord that Gabe posts these. I DVR Lost and then read the recap so that I might go in watching it with even the slightest semblance of what is going on… then I’m disappointed when the episode is never as entertaining as the summary.

 +7Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Fading Of The Cries Is Tommy Wiseau's The Room But With Swords (59 comments)

I have SO many questions.

Namely, did that guy just turn into a flock of crows? And when exactly do they mean by “coming soon”?

 +9Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: First, Let's Address The Thing (61 comments)

Honest to God, this letter really inspires me.

FOR LINDSAY!

 +1Posted on Apr 28th, 2009 | re: Asher Roth, Behold Your Legacy! (74 comments)

I DID IT! The swine flu I’ve been laid up in bed with has clearly begun it’s long, painful track to my brain, because I sat through all of them. Welcome to the last circle of hell, self.

 +3Posted on Apr 27th, 2009 | re: Adorable Kids Singing "Eye Of The Tiger" (22 comments)

Listening to them singing Viva La Vida makes me (temporarily) not hate Coldplay, if only because they provided the opportunity for these kids so sing it… so much better, too.

 +1Posted on Apr 27th, 2009 | re: Adorable Kids Singing "Eye Of The Tiger" (22 comments)

My favorite part was the guitarist’s two-fingered “rawr” at the end!

 +3Posted on Apr 27th, 2009 | re: The Internet, Explained By Moms In Mom Jeans (23 comments)

I would pay big money to see it if it is.

 +10Posted on Mar 26th, 2009 | re: Lost: Between Iraq And A Lost Place (Boo! Sorry!) (31 comments)

Probably off in the wilderness, crying into a palm tree about Charlotte.

I fucking love Kenny Powers, and goddammit, I love those queers on FNL, too.

Coach Taylor don’t play no games.

 +3Posted on Feb 23rd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: S1M0NE (167 comments)

I know that someone has already mentioned it, but Because I Said So is a must-see.
Really. So many things that are wrong about it…

But truly, The Last Kiss is hellish and also pointless. Review please.

 0Posted on Feb 22nd, 2009 | re: This Is Our 2009 Oscar Liveblog. (124 comments)

It’s slightly more difficult for me to hate Hugh Jackman after seeing his little opening skit tonight…

Luckily not impossible, though.

 +3Posted on Feb 21st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: S1M0NE (167 comments)

There were a lot of things I was going to comment about, but I just saw a picture of Gabe.

Gabe is hot.
I am a little speechless.

 0Posted on Aug 27th, 2008 | re: Look At These Two Gay Guys Being So Gay (11 comments)

Um, where’s your brain?

Clearly, no video was needed to show us how GAY they are.

 0Posted on Aug 27th, 2008 | re: Heidi Montag And Kanye West Are Equally Talented Musicians (7 comments)

Tragically, this is not a joke.