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 -1Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Robert Pattinson Pillow (112 comments)

The Sex doll company is looking to target a new demographic: prepubescent teen girls and 40 year old virgins.

 +10Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Reset Button (139 comments)

Who would have thought that fat baby pandas going down a slide could make my ovaries hurt?

eeek. yo soy una babosa. sorry for the double post :(

This cover is the closest any of us will ever get to being mentioned on the same page as Scorsese and De Niro.

This cover is the closest any of us will ever get to being mentioned on the same page as Scorsese and De Niro.

 0Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: The 2010 Golden Globes (56 comments)

I agree. I mean don’t get me wrong, I felt like a kid in a candy store what with the flashy images and awkward phrasing of 99% of Avatar’s screenplay, but I know the the Globes officially bit the bullet when they awarded Avatar best picture over Cameron’s ex-wife’s (Bigelow) film The Hurt Locker.

The Hurt Locker was better, incredibly well written and well directed. Kind of like salt in an open wound eh Cameron?

 0Posted on Dec 19th, 2009 | re: What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade? (162 comments)

“Nah… I mean, I’m already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?”

The quote just stated above had the same detrimental effect on me as when I was told in the year 1998 (I was an innocent 2nd grader at the time mind you) that, “in the year 2000, a comet is gonna hit us!”.

Both forever altered my perception of human beings and their limitless ability to say shit that well, “just don’t make no sense”.

Pinche Babosos (referring to that loud mouthed second grader and Diablo Cody) and their stupidity.

 +4Posted on Dec 9th, 2009 | re: Kids Get Me To Like A Jason Mraz Song (Kind Of) The Darndest Things (30 comments)

This reminds me of when my two year old cousin used to belt out “Mariposa Tracionera” on his mini flamenco guitar.

 0Posted on Nov 23rd, 2009 | re: Eric Wareheim Wareheim's It Up In Eric Wareheim Town (28 comments)

real video found here btw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWCdG0RacIk. :)

 +11Posted on Nov 23rd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Twilight: New Moon (121 comments)

I hated this movie for many reasons… But the main one was this: Aside from West Side Story (when film musicals still told an actual story), I have hated every single revisionist literature film surrounding Romeo and Juliet that has ever been made. Forgive my rant, but I’m pissed because girls want the tragic love story, but can’t accept that in the end: ROMEO AND JULIET BOTH DIE.

 -1Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: Fingers Crossed For Michael Moore's Capitalism: A Love Story (77 comments)

I laughed my ass of at both of SBC’s films. I had to walk out of Psycho because it was too over the top and I was growing tired of seeing Michael Moore so conveniently position himself in every scene.

So no. Not everyone who likes SBC automatically “Oooh’s” & “Ahhh’s” at Michael Moore.

 +1Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: Life Imitates Internet: Nora The Piano Cat Playing On The Today Show (23 comments)

The cat’s not watching her reflection, she’s trying to tell her owner, “shut up, you’re stealing my thunder”.

 0Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: Welcome To Boogie Town, Population: Huh? (49 comments)

How the fuck do you suppose they are going to change “I want to live in America” to fit in with Boogie Town?

Silly Megan, acting is for adults.

 +5Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: District 9 (125 comments)

The ending was actually great for me. Since it was a commentary on Apartheid (which unfortunately still goes on unofficially today), the fact that we are left in an unknown as to the fate of wikus and the alien race served justice to the movie. I don’t think I ever cried (yes cried) in an action film. Yet I did when wikus bashed chris and took his kid. I also really enjoyed the fact that the film had a wholly realized character. One who actually went through a character arch. This was a wonderful social commentary and I think that if a “happy” ending were the case, the message would not have been as powerful.

It had it’s flaws and it’s “huh?” moments, but ultimately I was really pleased that at least one summer blockbuster succeeded in having a storyline.