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 +11Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Joseph Gordon-Levitt And Mumford & Sons (35 comments)

LOVED the Ann Romney bit. We should all pronounce it “Bay-on-say” from now on.

 +4Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: America, There Is A New Brain-Damaged Film Auteur For You To Love (31 comments)

I love this movie. I actually talked about it over here: http://blip.tv/needsmoregay/ben-and-arthur-the-worst-gay-movie-ever-made-5348146

 +3Posted on Apr 9th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara And One Direction (51 comments)

Technically Terry Sweeney was, but nobody knows who Terry Sweeney is. But she is the first openly lesbian member! She was also on the Big Gay Sketch Show, which was not always terrible!

 +4Posted on Apr 9th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara And One Direction (51 comments)

I don’t usually skip sketches but I do typically skip the musical performances. And most of the songs on Glee. And I also usually stop watching the Daily Show when it gets to the interview part. So I guess I don’t like music or actual information?
I like to just think of it as saving time.

 +3Posted on Apr 9th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara And One Direction (51 comments)

Thank you Internet!

 +27Posted on Apr 9th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara And One Direction (51 comments)

Also, can we please talk about Kate McKinnon and how she is basically a perfect human being? That Pantene sketch was amazing.

 +10Posted on Apr 9th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Sofia Vergara And One Direction (51 comments)

It is extremely necessary that I acquire a “Hunger Gaaaaaaaaaames!” GIF as soon as possible.

 +15Posted on Feb 20th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Maya Rudolph And Sleigh Bells (62 comments)

No Whitney Houston sketch: missed opportunity or smart and respectful decision?

 +24Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jimmy Fallon And Michael BublĂ© (32 comments)

“Don’t make me sing.” –Michael BublĂ©

 +23Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Steve Buscemi And The Black Keys (33 comments)

NO love for “Merry Christmas Sheila?”

 +13Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: High School Students Force Michele Bachmann To Rest Her Case (76 comments)

“Gay people can’t marry each other because it’s the law. Sorry guys. I really wish there was something I could do as President. You know, with regard to what the laws are.
Also, whoops, I think we’re in Iowa.”

 +28Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: Brad Pitt "Retiring From Acting In The Next Three Years" Movies! (33 comments)

Legends of the Fallen and I Can’t Get Up

 +19Posted on Nov 10th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Rick Perry Blooper (45 comments)

“Oh no! Now I don’t want to vote for Rick Perry anymore!” –Nobody of significance

You guys, I think this is our new Andy Rooney. I think it’s like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Into every generation, a charming elderly curmudgeon is born.

 +1Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Jennifer Lopez IS Carmen Sandiego! (53 comments)

I have a hard time imagining how they would have done this with Sandra Bullock.
“I’m driving a bus with a bomb on it to a place where four Presidents are immortalized in stone. And I’m wearing QUIRKY BOOTS”

 +1Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011 | re: This Is Just Your Standard Horse Mask (24 comments)

Is it weird that I sort of want one of these? Yes? Yes definitely not okay? Cool just checking.

 +1Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: There's Going To Be A Fraggle Rock Movie, Thank Goodness (12 comments)

For whatever reason, I decided to go with all newer-generation SNL cast members for this one.

Gobo: Bill Hader
Boober: Jason Sudekis
Wembley: Taran Killam
Mokey: Kristen Wiig
Red: Abby Elliott
Traveling Matt: Will Forte
King Gorg: Bobby Moynihan
Queen Gorg: Jenny Slate
Junior Gorg: Andy Samberg
Trash Heap: Fred Armisen

 +15Posted on Oct 19th, 2011 | re: Mr. Gossip Girl Is Remaking Your Favorite Show, Misfits! (21 comments)

 +2Posted on Oct 19th, 2011 | re: The Hardest MC In The UK (27 comments)

 +5Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Anna Faris And Drake (35 comments)

It was straight up the only sketch I liked (except maybe the digital short). Seriously guys, why are we not talking about Tanya.

How much you wanna bet that Kadyrov had just watched “Street Fighter” and “The Next Karate Kid” back to back (because bad 1994 American action movies are ALL THE RAGE in Chechnya)?

 +9Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: Social TV Network "Youtoo" Sounds Pretty Cutting Edge (46 comments)

Poorly Encoded MadTV Sketches

 +16Posted on Sep 28th, 2011 | re: Social TV Network "Youtoo" Sounds Pretty Cutting Edge (46 comments)

Angry Video Responses From 14-Year-Olds to Other 14-Year-Olds’ Angry Video Responses: A 14-Part Mini-Series

 +14Posted on Sep 20th, 2011 | re: Sometimes You Get Stuck In The Balloon (47 comments)

Could he sound a little less convincing? “Grrrr! I hate this! This is not sexual for me.”

Can we do lazy taglines for this movie next? “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” Haha! Nineties.