The best of all the wines.

What do you think Robert Altman would think of Connie Briton’s beautiful hair.

Oh wow, today is not good. I have the kind of job where I have to insist that when a thing is not working anymore someone figures it out in detail and proves to me that they can fix it….except that is I guess boring? I feel like I’ve spent my whole day going, “Yes, I know you’re trying to say just riding it out and doing no work at all would nonsensically fix this thing you were touching that just completely broke, but HOW did you come to that conclusion? Specifically?” And then they huff and they puff and they go cry because I’m making them do their job and it is SO BORING YOU GUYS. I’M THE MEANEST MOM THERE IS.

But enough of that downerpalooza! What kind of wine is everyone drinking this weekend. Are you strictly white wine after April 30, no considerations for weather? Or do you keep it loosey-goosey?

I guess it’s fitting that “rapidly proliferating” sounds like a more accurate descriptor of a new disease.

Not good enough for Peggy, certainly not good enough for badideajeans.

Anyone else here old enough to remember when the gossip section of Seventeen reported on the Pussy Posse? Using the phrase Pussy Posse? In a magazine for teen girls?

The 90′s don’t need to come back, young people.

Does this sway your opinion: my friends boyfriend worked at an NPR affiliate that did an event with Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter, and he said they treated the station employees running the event like complete shit She told me this in the middle of watching Wet Hot American Summer because she has excellent timing

I don’t know what I was expecting, they went to NYU (burn).

It was car accident in England the eighties. He payed a fine for “careless driving” but he didn’t do a Sean Penn on anybody or anything like that.

The porn girls will never wear out to me, because the way they have it set up they get to have completely new one-liners every time and I feel like a lengthy porn career is a goldmine for that. “Your whole hand in.” Classic stuff.

I loved the Stefon send off, and I really hope that when Meyers takes over late night, Stefon occasionally shows up as his husband to complain he works to much and they never go out. That would be fantastic.

New season must be watched while on tumblr, so you can reblog any and all gifs from new season as they are posted.

I AM A GHOST HAUNTING YOUR CAR!!!! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS WORKING THIS OUT OUT LOUD TO YOURSELF IN YOUR CAR, FLANNY?

Oh, you could have a torrid ghost affair! A handsome ghost from the twenties who died with his wife of a loveless marriage in a car accident. You’d be trying to sneak away to attics and her disapproving father would just materialize in the same attic like, “I’m a ghost too dummies! I disapprove of this!”

So romantic.

Fuck them, they don’t deserve you! If you see them just think, “Fuck this dummy, I’m obviously amazing!” (Okay that will be very difficult because you are a human being, but seriously, fuck them whoever they are.)