I hope originality doesn’t count!

I know I’m late for the reply train to this comment, but I just read this and have to tell you that I have loved The Big Orange Splot since childhood and it has made me dislike planned communities that all look the same ever since!

it’s better than the crystal skull.

i would wear them to the office of whomever blocked my ability to log in to facebook at work and ask them to kindly let me log in just for a contest. i think this would require bill & ted style contradictory time travel, though.

that song confuses me because i’m always wondering how you’re actually going into that party. if you’re leaving your body and soul at the door, are you just blood or organs floating around? does the skeleton count as the body, or is only the skin considered the body? maybe the soul is different than a ghost, so you could still go to the party as a ghost even if the hypothetical soul has gone on to some kind of afterlife?

i feel like this when i try to roll my r’s to speak spanish. everyone keeps explaining how to do it and then laughs at me when it’s more like a gargle than an r roll.
oh, and i also feel that way about chopsticks.

Letters To Juliet.

i guess i haven’t remembered the instructions from the multiple times i’ve read about how to post pictures.

“you say it’s your birthday? it’s my birthday, too (Yeah). you say it’s your birthday. happy birthday to you!”-megabee, videogum lurker and beatles paraphraser

the shawshank recuperation