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Apparently more monsters than I realize are members of the great profession. I am but a lawyer in training. JD candidate, May 2011. (I am presently taking Videogum breaks from my Employment Discrimination outline.)
Goodness, doesn’t that cat look smart! Is that American Jurisprudence Pleading & Practice Forms on his shelf? Does he prefer Westlaw or Lexis?
You are all too kind. Ah, the joy of feeling acceptance amongst the monsters. (Seriously, I was having a bad day. I appreciate it. Warmandfuzzygum.)
I feel your pain! My cat’s do some of the most ridiculous shit, but refuse to perform on camera. The fat one has trouble cleaning himself, so he’ll sit as pictured in my avatar and try to lift his belly. This is, of course, hilarious. I managed to catch a few seconds of him doing it (he will literally do this for minutes at a time), so I looped it and posted it online so people could get the idea. It’s an awful video. I am too old to understand how to do this properly.
Or for a cat to celebrate!
I am only half-ashamed to (over)share that this is actually a picture of my cat’s birthday party from last year. Seriously, I am a couple of crazy-cat-lady points away from creating an embarrassing viral video.
Ugh, I don’t know what I’m doing. I am a peanut.
This is typical Sandra Lee. Look up her Kwanzaa cake on youtube. It is truly absurd.
Re: The Hurt Locker – “I did not see this movie — but I saw all of the big bombs and the car blow-ups.”
At least Ms. Lee is a pleasure to hate.
This is exactly what I would expect from the patently awful Sandra Lee.
Tyler Perry, obvs.
I will not repeat comments made above about how emotional and enjoyable this film was, but I will say that it made me a little baby-crazy. Because I’m getting to that age, and Max was such a creative and sweet little wild thing. Anecdotes of the reactions of children to the film make it worse!
You remind me of the perpetually bored, rich teenagers the keep me out of movie theatres on weekend evenings. Checking your iPhone during a movie? Massive douche alert.
I dunno, his sister looked like a pre-teen. KW went out of her way to be friends with him. His sister is at the age where she is probably being a jerk to everyone, and has zero interest in being “friends” with her little brother. I think it would have been forced.
Shouldn’t a family of mad scientists have known that a 20′ mylar balloon wouldn’t be able to support the weight of a 6-year-old?
Also, he finds the time to squeeze in promotions for his invention in between his heavy, emotional jabber. At least he seems to be a diligent student in the Glenn Beck School of Crocodile Tears.
This is by far the weirdest one. Cartoon lady crotch resting on his lower lip? Nose-boobs? Seriously bizarre.