High time indeed. I’m stealing this.

“Something tells me we’re not in northern Wisconsin anymore.” -Animaniacs
Definitely the best one

You are obviously unfamiliar with Internet Rules 34 and 36.

High five and 20 internet points for your icon!

So does she pay people to follow her around to open doors, press buttons, write notes, wave goodbye, etc. for her? That’s really got to add to the hand modeler’s expenses, but it would probably be tax deductible.

I was reminded of the joke where a guy winds up locked up with all the books he could ever want to read, but then his glasses fall off and break. In her case i imagine her making her way into a fallout shelter just before the apocalypse only to find it stocked exclusively with pull-tab cans of soup, twist-off top bottles, and no utensils.

I’m pretty sure you meant, “She’s pretty.”

It explains a lot.

I was thinking Eddie Izzard

Noooooiice. Hopefully Ariel is a bit more sober than when i saw him, and Os Mutantes kick ass.

“Yes there are mermen, just like there are male fairies.”

Well this video provides proof of one of those things.

It’s literally a trap!

Well it’s obvious that no one here has lived in tornado country and experienced our sensational weather coverage. Having lived in Oklahoma all my life i can testify to how fucking annoying weather broadcasters get at even the slightest sign of severe weather. I would guess it has something to do with them wanting to make use of all the expensive weather tracking equipment they have. But until you’ve experienced an entire night of television viewing ruined (on every channel that does news/weather) because of a single suspicious looking storm cell in the middle of nowhere i think you should refrain from judging this woman too harshly.