Big Sur. It really is so nice there. I would watch any movie that takes super HD cameras and films Big Sur.

Is it possible to start out liking someone ironically and then ending up falling completely in love with them?

You’re welcome.

As a marine biologist, I do not know what you mean.

Who put a generic electronic beat over my nephew’s naggy voicemails?

Thanks for saying hi to my dog.

Yeah. What else is Lemon implying? That he’s better than the bellman? It’s okay to be rude to them? Dude didn’t feel you, stop being a baby about it.

I’m Jon Hamm.

Yes. Plus if Disney does anything good (besides buying successful companies) it’s getting nostalgia right. The blu-ray original trilogy is as good as ours come next winter.

I would never gamble, but if I did, I would bet the moneylines, in the following manner:

Presidential Election Democratic Party -375

Swing States:
Iowa Democrat -400
Wisconsin -550
Colorado Democrat -165
North Carolina Republican -550
Virginia Republican +145
Florida Republican -215
Democrat Democrat -900
New Hampshire Democrat -300
Ohio Democrat -350

Philadelphia Eagles +3

Fair enough. But have you ever known an apologetic racist? They’re always so sure of themselves. you don’t hear them saying “Listen, I apologize if this sounds weird but I really think Obama should show his ‘long-form’ birth certificate. If he does, i’ll donate 5 million Dollars to a charity of his choosing, you know, for his inconvenience. Again, I am sorry for the detracting from the real issues”

A red panda killed my parents …that’s also a lie, I just wanted to get in on the surprisingly dark comments on a panda video trend.

I started watching FNL because Gabe is always talking about it but I couldn’t get past the middle of season 2. I’m thinking about getting back into it. Can I just skip season 2 altogether or will I miss something?