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 0Posted on Mar 25th | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Spring Breakers (71 comments)

I saw Tron: Legacy during one of the worst hangovers of my life and seriously considered vomming right in the theater as revenge for said theater showing Tron: Legacy.

 0Posted on Mar 25th | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Spring Breakers (71 comments)

If there was an up-thumb, I’d click it for this.

 0Posted on Mar 25th | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Spring Breakers (71 comments)

I saw this movie on Friday night at BAM. I hadn’t experience pre-movie anticipation like that since I saw 300 in IMAX and the whole row in front of me was a fraternity. As I left the theater, I climbed over a guy who was staying to watch the credits, and he said, “Drivel.” So ends my review.

 +3Posted on Mar 20th | re: Lindsay Lohan's New Mug Shot OR Puppies Swimming? (75 comments)

O, I kn0w what y0u mean.

 +2Posted on Mar 18th | re: Girls Season 2 Finale Open Thread (48 comments)

The Mourning LiveJournal by Hannah Horvath: An E-Book

 +5Posted on Mar 18th | re: Girls Season 2 Finale Open Thread (48 comments)

And I think this surfeit of criticism for a show that gets 1/4 of the ratings of a TBS Big Bang Theory rerun speaks to the very dark mirror it’s holding up to the relationship dynamics of this particular socioeconomic group, whether you’re within or without!

 0Posted on Mar 18th | re: Girls Season 2 Finale Open Thread (48 comments)

Personally, I find it very delightful, dramatically and comedically, in that order!

 +4Posted on Mar 18th | re: Girls Season 2 Finale Open Thread (48 comments)

I will one day isolate the genome in this show’s DNA strain that causes everyone who watches it to transform into Roland Barthes. *Rushes back to laboratory*

 +23Posted on Mar 14th | re: My Day At The Steve Wilkos Show (47 comments)

I’m intrigued by this pants-pooping character, and would appreciate seeing more of him in this continuing series.

He’d hit you first.

 +5Posted on Jan 23rd | re: Parenthood Season Finale Open Thread (13 comments)

When this show is inevitably cancelled, and the studio executives are asked why, and they hold up this abandoned videogum post, I’m snapchatting all of you.

 +14Posted on Oct 31st, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (114 comments)

My hometown is under four feet of water. Can’t even text my mom because her phone’s dead and she won’t have power for three weeks. On top of it all I’m missing my chance to hug Obama. Make Feel Better GIFs, please.

 +12Posted on Oct 29th, 2012 | re: Anything Going On Today, Guys? (120 comments)

Twenty-five years of practice building blanket forts is finally paying off. NBD.

 +6Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Rick Santorum Rests Richard Mourdock's Rape Case (51 comments)

If you imagine an Obama-Biden logo fading in after every piece of media produced by Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, Santorum, Murdock, Lucifer, etc. it almost makes everything better. Then it doesn’t. So scared for when Romney wins and closes Brooklyn forever :( .

 +3Posted on Oct 24th, 2012 | re: Checking In With Parenthood's Fourth Season (23 comments)

Did anyone notice a strange resemblance between the middle school presidential candidate who spoke before Max and the character of Sydney? Is Sydney a Looper? Vending machines.

 +3Posted on Sep 27th, 2012 | re: No More Questions From Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Please! (69 comments)

I’d rather get it with Whoopi.

 +2Posted on Aug 27th, 2012 | re: Ron Paul Is OUR Generation's Mark Wahlberg (46 comments)

I read the Dance Goings on About Town just to chase the Borowitz Report from my brain palate.

 +4Posted on May 4th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (44 comments)

What’s the over-under on JG-L ending up in a Robin costume by the end of the movie?

Good luck finding any midi-chlorians up that shnozola!

May the BOOGERS be with you.

 +4Posted on Apr 20th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (64 comments)

Also, gif of Alison Brie v. Robot, please.

 +2Posted on Apr 20th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (64 comments)

Was I the only one confronted with the sense, last night, with our two hour giggle fest finally restored, that all four of these shows are past their prime? That the shows seem aware of it, too? Isn’t kind of like 30 Rock and Community have become aware of the unavoidable stasis of their sociopathic, joke-as-despot approach to the sitcom, and are trying suddenly to make us care about their adorable collections of ciphers? Or, or, that the emotional components of Parks & Rec and The Office feel staid and flat, and those behind the scenes puppet masters are overcompensating with the emo, and it’s undercutting the existing levels of emo/humor (See Tom and Andy’s ex-girlfriend’s relationship)? Am I alone here?

 +10Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: The New Mel Gibson Rant Is Strictly For The Rant Heads (42 comments)

At least Apocalypto still holds up.

 +5Posted on Apr 16th, 2012 | re: Talking About Girls, Finally (81 comments)

I really couldn’t relate either. I’m not an asshole, so my parents still totally bankroll my groovy lifestyle.