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It amazes me that people who constantly record themselves and post it all on YouTube don’t know to turn their phones sideways.
Wow. They have to be trolling now, right? Or have they really lost their minds?
I love that your name has “rad” in it.
The jokes are on the outside; one is good and one is terrible. Here’s the good one. Q:What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer!
Whoa, sorry, I had no idea factacos even had real names! But now I want to know the spelling. Here are my top 3 guess: 1)Jarryd 2)Geryd 3)Jeridd
OK, fine. Say hi to Jared for me.
I don’t feel like my help is appreciated, facetaco. You lied!!!!!
I ran to the gas station to buy the office pool lotto tickets and grabbed a LaffyTaffy for myself, but I held on to the candy too tightly running back so now it’s stuck to the wrapper. I can’t even eat it! So today is not so great, but $360 million will make up for it.
Ask me tomorrow after I’ve won the Powerball jackpot!
You’re totally right. It must have been cold there in his shadow.
Someone tell Jaden he doesn’t have to be emancipated to move out. If he gets in one little fight, he can go live with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I like this quote best: “It’s very similar for Jaden and me,” Will explained. “Your father’s the biggest movie star in the world, and you’re struggling for your little piece of dignity in this extreme shadow.”
Spoiler alert: the mother was a terrible actress in her first scene. I don’t want to meet her anymore.
“Due to the age of this one off piece, there may be scratches, signs of wear or markings.” It’s not even in mint condition!!!
I thought everything Gabe wrote was appropriately indignant about a shot glass priced at $95, but $950 is too absurd to process! Also, you should add another item to your cart, free shipping on orders over five grand.
I think it’s a $950 shot glass. Can someone confirmed because my brain has short circuited at the thought. Johnny 5 is not alive.
FACETACO THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!
I sent flowers and a card. I had to email my dad to go bring them in from the front porch, thank goodness for UPS tracking!
It’s a plan! If you need me to stand look out for you via Skype, just set up a web cam in the hallway.
I would be interested in seeing a snap shot of that poster if you can be a little creepier than you originally planned to be.