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Soon you too will fade into bolivian

 +12Posted on Oct 21st, 2009 | re: Kids Wash Their Hair With "Vagina Wash" The Darndest Things (28 comments)

Who showers with their watch on? What a vagina-head.

 +8Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Werewolves Are The New Vampires Are The Cutest! (44 comments)

Wow you totally understand my world of werewolf crushes! Totally rad, Gabe! Pogs!

 +4Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Honey (154 comments)

I wish Jessica Alba simulated other ghetto activities like arson or the masturbation of the homeless. I also wish this movie was never made.

 -4Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Honey (154 comments)

I wish Jessica Alba simulated other ghetto activities like arson or the masturbation of the homeless. I also wish this movie was never made.

 -4Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Honey (154 comments)

I wish Jessica Alba simulated other ghetto activities like arson or the masturbation of the homeless. I also wish this movie was never made.

 +5Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Barack Obama Chia Pet Seems Like A Reasonable Thing To Exist (33 comments)

Does the grass grow nappy? Is that why it’s racist? Even still that’s really just accuracy. We all know how seriously dedicated the chia people are to accuracy when creating groomable gardens atop the head of our commander-in-chia.

 +1Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: Kanye West Is Just A Broken Down Piece Of Meat (30 comments)

Hahahaha did Kanye just fuck a bunch of pillows thinking it was a woman?

 +33Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: That's Your Wedding Proposal: Super Mario World Proposal (44 comments)

The best part about this proposal is that it’s fool proof. If she was bad at Mario and couldn’t get that far in the level, would you really want to marry her?

 +2Posted on Oct 18th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (115 comments)

Crepes? I’m more of a steak and beereal kinda guy. I will however swim the rivers with you in carefree fish camaraderie…or I guess, waste away on a bucket of ice in a market stall.

 -1Posted on Oct 15th, 2009 | re: Harry Connick Jr. + Australian Blackface = Eracism (66 comments)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vtOt5mNEZE
Harry Conick Jr in blackface
CHECK AND MATE!

 +4Posted on Oct 14th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Get Bully Smart (45 comments)

The best way to ward off a bully is to threaten to fuck them till they love you, faggot

 +2Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Is STILL Back! (56 comments)

Sweet Dee has really been steppin up these past couple episodes. So far she’s been the funniest one this season.

 0Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: AHHHHHHHHH, NEW NEW MOON TRAILER! CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER! (45 comments)

Are you sure you’re wrong about the cage fighting? Because the last half of that trailer was just people taking turns body slamming each other.

He can’t be named Highlander…THERE CAN ONLY BE ONNNNEEEE!

I feel like this guy and Techno Viking should battle for Inter-galactic Norwegian supremacy.

 0Posted on Sep 10th, 2009 | re: Twilight Corn Maze (11 comments)

I’m really glad the farmers of America have decided against surplus corn for ethanol fuels and have instead sided with Robert Pattinson. Good Job, Utah.

 0Posted on Sep 9th, 2009 | re: Kazakhstan Regains Its Seriousness With This Tupac Video (20 comments)

hahah did that cop just throw up a west side sign?

 +1Posted on Apr 24th, 2009 | re: God's Top Gun Of Deliverance (17 comments)

Jesus task force delta!

 +5Posted on Apr 24th, 2009 | re: Tommy And The Cool Mule For All The Oscars (19 comments)

I ‘m hoping (I’m not hoping) that Kevin Sorbo rides Ice-T in the movie.

 +3Posted on Apr 18th, 2009 | re: This Guy Isn't The Only One Who's Painfully Confused (129 comments)

Wow, Tim and Eric have really outdone themselves this time…

 +1Posted on Apr 17th, 2009 | re: That's Your Mime: K & K, The Christian Mimes (33 comments)

Is it me, or do they do the stretching-the-asshole move a few too many times

 +7Posted on Apr 14th, 2009 | re: Paul Rudd And Seth Rogen Read From Harlequin Romance Novels (20 comments)

I hope Gabe’s next fan fiction is Lindsay and Paul Rudd in a Harlequin.

 +4Posted on Apr 11th, 2009 | re: Lost: Shooting Babies Is Ben's Achilles Heel (52 comments)

Expose was fantastic for one reason and one reason only. Billy. Dee. Williams.

 +2Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 | re: Morning TV Anchors Pretend Not To "Get" Dirty License Plate (12 comments)

Lindsay, Please refer to Brian by his proper name, Brown-haired guy who isn’t Steve Doocey

 +6Posted on Apr 8th, 2009 | re: A Rainbow Coalition Of Terrible Actors (27 comments)

Why do so many of them say “Rainbow Collision”? OHHHH they are retarded! That explains so much