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ACK! CONGRATS, DORK!
I do like the title of that movie. It’s both snarky and cryptic.
Boy-oh-boy, I sobbed during the reveal of this. And my LITERAL bros (from college — who I am visiting this week) just turned and stared at me, like, “Are you serious?”
Kelly, I read “grand romantic gesture” as though someone else was saying it…
Gabe didn’t show. (The Office Gabe, not you, Gabe.)
Yeah, agreed. (with old man fatima) Sparking the passion is all that really matters nowadays. I work with a lot of brilliant scientists who I won’t name-check but are passionate people who wouldn’t work on TV because they are nerds who can’t handle an onscreen persona.
At least Detlef cares!
Simpsons didn’t do it, this time… sadly.
“Ding dong!” -Gordon Ramsay
OMG I am so happy I decided to go back and watch Part I. These people are insane!
Videogum, when you post at 5:30, are you trying to encourage us Monsters to work a half-an-hour-of-work longer? I’ll have you know, I Stanley that shit and wake up at my desk right at 4:59:59 and say ‘bye’ and bolt. I’m not sticking around to comment on this!
I’d be all, “Hey, can you beat up this bully for me?” Bob’s Burgers-style.
Did you know this was an album? This site loved it for reasons I will never understand. This site also likes weird stuff. I really only pay attention to their movie reviews. But their music reviews baffle me so much it’s insane! http://www.tinymixtapes.com/music-review/farrah-abraham-my-teenage-dream-ended
How did she write a book and an album!? Who is paying for her to do this?! AAAAHHH!
I just realized Dr. Feelgood’s comment about Bradley Scooper didn’t make it to the Ball! That comment had me laughing all week. I guess this site just has too much good stuff that some gems get left in the dirt.
As far the Frank comment with the Tortellini and whatnot, I read the post but didn’t think I needed to comment after seeing FLW’s comment. That was Tortelly the best!
I’d get a beer with Sebastian. That guy is grouchy and I like it.
This is cool. But it reminds me of the time I babysat for my little sister for seven weeks. And how my stepmom would hold lil’ Susie up in the air and sniff the diaper to check for pee. When the parents were away, I just assumed that was the right way to check for “movements,” but little did I know that the diaper has built in deodorants so that the smell is hidden. I think my stepmom knew this and I would see her sometimes give the diaper a huge whiff, to no avail. Finally, we learned that lil’ Susie makes an “O” face and starts giggling when she has just let loose her bowels. So thankfully, we never had to take big whiffs again of this child’s butt.
Hah! I just watched this episode last night. Michael: “I don’t want to hear another lie from this family.” Tobias strolls in: “Ah, there’s the woman I’m sexually attracted to.”
I will forever use #LCMP when I gripe about my introduction to adulthood. I did buy my first piece of art, so Phase One of adulthood is complete. Phase Two will be NOT using thumb tacks to hold it up but framing it instead.
Quick Q: Is that move where you raise one hand in the air and then immediately crouch down, all in slow, lethargic movements something that all young girls and KCCs know by heart? I mean it’s not a tough move, but I see it way too often.
Ah, whatever. They’re just letting loose.
You mean, Real Let Loosers.
Aah! Just take the whole bottle!
*Upvoted from fear.
Hmm. Ruts are hard. Because you wonder when they’ll be over. And you try new things to get out of them. I have no sage advice. Did you watch that David Foster Wallace “This Is Water” speech/video? That pretty much sums it up for me. Stay tough.
CHRIS! Wonderful gif. Facetaco! Get over here and check this out!