Thank you for the Goonies call-out. When Desmond was walking past the skeletons I shouted out “Chester Copperpot!” and nobody (i.e. my husband) got it. Videogum, YOU GET IT, and I love you for it.
Locke climbing out of the water: “WET JEANS! Ugh!”
Ellen DeGeneres attends every Fido Dido fan meetup listed on meetup.com
Please, 30 Rock, have some fake-LOST characters appear out of nowhere as revenge for this geophysicist LiZOE Lemon or whatever.
So when Jacob said, “They’re coming” he meant “Widmore’s comin’ in a SUBMARINE!”
I’ve decided that this is no longer good v. evil, but instead the island is just some ancient mystical prison, and Jacob and Smokey are just two equally shitty entities who are both trying to escape.
I have also come to the conclusion is that this season is crappy by design so the people who were into it will feel like they got chumped, so they will be happy when it’s over, and not demand/form internet campaigns for feature films/miniseries/more Lost.
I can’t wait for a few episodes from now when they go “Oh, sorry Jack! The ‘Shepherd’ we were referring to is your DAD. We figured you knew – I mean, after all, it’s his house that we showed in the mirror!”
Chocolate: “I can’t wait to give this woman the diarrhea of a lifetime!”
Mini Daddy, el nino mas bonito, surely has some part to play in this exciting “re-imagining.”
I’ll bet that sandwich tastes like victory!
You’re on to something here. Locke = SORRY, Juliet & Sawyer = LIFE? And Kate = TROUBLE. But in all seriousness (????) in board game comparisons, whatever Ben and Widmore are playing is like Chutes & Ladders while Jacob/Smocke are playing GO? This could go on for an entire aisle of a toy store!!!
Don’t forget vet-tech-ing!
Ronnie’s words are yucky, like his face!
OK, a few seasons ago when Ben tells Widmore that he can’t kill him… is there a correlation here? Because I keep thinking there is.
Doesn’t Ethan wind up injecting Claire with some stuff that affects her pregnancy (maybe) in both realities… he’s just doing it in a real hospital in Bizarro world?
I think it will be hilarious if Smokey/Man in Black starts turning into a chump just from inhabiting Locke’s body.
I just want to tell you that some people have war in their countries!
Interesting comment. I was so-so about this movie when I saw it, but will freely admit to crying while watching most any dead dad movie (Big Fish, FREQUENCY, etc.) because my dad died when I was a kid. So now I feel like I understand the passion people have for The Squid and the Whale a little more.
There are several dead dad movies that could be in contention for TWMOAT. Jack Frost being the first that comes to mind!
I think Eric Nederlander and/or Shoshanna Loenstein would be perfect!
At first glance, I thought he must have been extra douche-y to the SW staff. At second glance, I thought “Maybe it’s just California.” At third glazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
Those are cute, but I think the Law & Order SVU valentines are the best TV valentines ever:
Q: Why would a vampire need a watch?
A: He doesn’t, but it was a gift from his mummy.
I want to eat your boogers, 30 Rock!
I think I’ll wait for the video game.
It is so hard to choose just one!
The last sketch of the night usually winds up being my favorite, I think they figure a lot of people have turned the show off by then or are just all warmed up, so they let loose, and it shows.