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I’m going vegetarian. Part of going vegetarian is that you never watch anything involving Ashton Kutcher ever again.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
Come on, dude, pro wrestling? Yuck.
Queen Latifah.
Sure, I’m a 6’1″ 200-lb white man, but I really think you should stop being so bigoted and let it happen.
Hi, my name is Lysdexia, and I’m a hired troll. If anyone would like to hire me to be a jerk on the internet, my twitter is on my profile. LET ME KNOW
*waits for internet dollars to start rolling in*
“MAURY, MAURY! I BEEN CHECKIN’ HER MYSPACE TO SEE IF SHE BEEN TALKIN’ TO OTHER DUDES, AND THE ONLY MAN SHE GOT ON THERE IS TOM, SO HE GOTTA BE THE FATHER!”- That guy
Pretty sure everyone at that party got served.
Oddly enough, this is exactly how my grandfather survived World War II. Fooling old Italians with his fake accents.
God should end free health care as soon as Michelle Bachman comes down with something that can’t be cured and costs a lot of money to research.
Luckily, it was my left side that went out.
I haven’t been on here in a while, do we still call something like this “Fake and Gay”?
Should the top rated comment on this video be “Upvote if you Justin Bieber’s dick 99% of these 12 people didn’t like METALLICA ROOLZ!”
So now that Two and A Half Men is off the air, their show is going in that slot, right?
I’m still waiting for his speech to include “I want to thank you like an animal.”
If you replace most of the words in the interview with “cocaine”, it makes more sense.
“Charlie, you sound like you’re on cocaine right now.”
“Nails got it right, man, I am on cocaine right now.”
“Charlie, I hear so often about how behind the scenes, you donate so much money, everyone just tells me you’re on cocaine.”
“My new tattoo? Oh yeah, man, it’s gonna be pure… cocaine.”
I should point out that I’m maybe 10 minutes into the whole thing.
This video made me really dumb for about four minutes after I watched it, so all I could think of was:
MORE LIKE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE AWFUL AWFUL!!!!
Funny enough, this phrase got yelled a lot at my family get togethers.
RIP Grandpa.
There’s no combination of words that makes me want to click on a video less than, “Autotune remix.”
I, uh, I actually like that film.
I know it’s your right to make puns, but let’s be civil here.
He’s a Shanghai Knight in shining armor.
I feel like “What Women Want” in China is to be born…
Best Major Lazer song yet! Keep it coming, Diplo!
Wait…
Guys, that’s not Ohio, that’s Indiana. That’s my local Fox affilliate. I’m so glad I’m getting out of Indianapolis in a couple of days.
*Something about Lil’ Kim’s “The Jump Off”*
More like, “Checking In With My Parole Officer To Make Sure I Haven’t Been Within 500 Yards Of A Playground.”