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To your issue with the gangsters of the future utilizing time travel to dispose of bodies – didn’t young Joe say something about the sophisticated body tracking methods of the future? Kind of a throwaway explanation, but it was addressed. Maybe hiding and using the time travel device to murk fools was more feasible than doing so in the present.
Ah that’s right. Thanks!
I might not be remembering this correctly, but didn’t we find out why Mike left his job as a police officer? I think he had a conversation with Walt about this…from what I recall, he was involved with the death of a repeat offender of domestic abuse.
The Divine Secretions of Hugh Jackman’s Ya-Ya Penis
While You Were Sleeping
The Divine Secretions of Topher Grace’s Ya-Ya Penis
My favorite part about these recaps is how you list each contestant’s dishes in detail without commenting on their absurdity.
Also scorpion dicks.
My friends and I thought of an ingenious costume while sitting around hungover last weekend.
Dress as Reggie Jackson (the baseball player) in full jersey, pants, glasses, and hat with afro protruding.
Now for the kicker – Buy a ridiculously oversized pair of underwear, and pull the underwear will past the waistband of the pants.
WEDGIE JACKSON. Thank you.
Also from the epic Australia episode:
“Tobias! $600 Dollarydoos for a call to the States?!”
“But it was in emergency!”
“I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize the state of Missourah.”
- Abraham Simpson
Rats. I just began gathering sources for my biography entitled “The Divine Secretions of Topher Grace’s Ya Ya Penis.”
How about the part when Angelo said something about having too much confidence is never a good thing HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a stupid asshole.
That’s funny because this other time I was riding in the passenger seat of legless cat’s ’69 Camaro, passing a joint back in forth. Legless cat was rather drunk, and he’s driving on the wrong side of the road. As the cop behind us flips on his lights, legless cat looks me dead in the eye, and says “don’t say a fuckin word.” Legless cat slowly lowers his window, and as smoke billows out, he says to the cop, “sorry officer. I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.” The cop replies, “of course you can’t do that! Now get the fuck outta here!” As legless cat pulls away, laughing maniacally, he says, “it’s funny Lyle, because I did know I couldn’t do that!”
This seems like a list that Will Ferrell would be very upset to not be a part of.
9 geriatric bowlers, 18 very functional, very comfortable shoes.
‘Let’s Pool our Money” should be a weekly segment.
As if Oprah’s main demographic of overweight white women wasn’t enough…BAM! CHOCOLATE SET!
This is clearly just an awesome North Face internet marketing campaign.
Music videos that take place in bowling alleys are the best music vidoes.
Also, that pool table roll was SLICK.
Feed the Children.