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I know how it’s supposed to be pronounced, in Internet-world anyway, and yet I always say, “Jiff-I mean, Gif, I mean, you know what I mean! The moving pictures thing!” .. Contrary to popular belief, I am not middle aged. I just can’t pronounce words.
I’m more concerned about how Money Maker Mike feels about all of this. I thought HE was Krispy’s best friend. After all, he did help him defeat James.
Gabe and Gwyneth Paltrow
See, I don’t know. I am a government staffer and I see how much hand-wringing is involved in making polarizing statements. I believe he deserves all the accolades he’s receiving because it IS revolutionary for a president to stake a claim in such a contentious debate knowing that it will alienate a vast chunk of the United States, especially in an election year. I understand that the people who are anti-marriage equality are also the same people who would never vote for Obama because he’s a “black Muslim whose middle name is Hussein”, but still, it’s a risky stance to take politically. I commend him, especially because I’ve met a lot of politicians, both Democrat and Republican alike, who are too cowardly to take such a risk and stand up for what is right.
I also love Garth and Kat and I hate it when people don’t find them as funny as I do. We should start a support group.
Something about reading this comment (the part about you crawling FB pages and what you found) combined with your avatar makes me sad. I just keep picturing this frowny little popcorn guy scrolling through horrible FB pages and sighing, becoming more and more dejected.
But then I remember that it’s just an avatar and the anti-gay rights movement is slowly dying. Every day another future open-minded person is born, and every day and old crotchety bigot dies. Things will start changing, and I have a feeling it’ll be sooner rather than later.
Why are people still asking if Tom Cruise is gay? Who cares?! It’s not going to affect your life.
I think the question people should really be asking is if Tom Cruise is crazy. Reasoning: A.) I think he’s crazy; B.) He has a lot of money; C.) Crazy people with a lot of money can do even crazier things that affect a lot more lives than a poor crazy person.
Don’t worry, Zooey. It’s quite common to be picked on when you’re the New Girl.
(…I’ll show myself out.)
I wasn’t worried until I tried to stop the video to leave a comment, but my computer wouldn’t let me. It just sat there, waving the beach ball of death in my face, much like the littlest robot was waving his little tiny arm. They’re teaming up against us now and I’m officially afraid.
If you eat it like I do, it tastes like butter.
“freres en pipi” is the most magical thing I’ve ever read. Thank you for bringing it into my world.
I would see any Les Mis movie with any cast because I’m a weird Les Mis fanatic.
But the main point of this comment was to tell you that I signed in just to tell you that you’ve been ON FIRE lately, Kelly. Stop drop and roll.
Nope. Refuse to believe it. Some of us *like* pretend-talking to our cats, OK? I’m not saying I’m one of those people, but I’m not not saying I’m one of those people either.
For some unknown reason, I’ve always hated Teri Hatcher. Seeing how much “the Countess” resembles her in this video makes me hate her more. I almost hate her now as much as Gabe hates Gwenyth!
I’ve totally wanted to downvote you a million times because I love Ryan Gosling as much as you do and I fear that one day he will read Videogum and choose you over me… but alas, I can’t… because you are such a great Videogum “commentator”, as Winwood would say, and also I fear the wrath of the monsters. You win. The end. I tip my hat to you, Madam.
He lost his legs when they got stuck in ice and they froze off, then someone donated the prosthetic legs to him! It makes me so sad and so happy at the same time and I don’t know which emotion I should feel right now! Confusing!
She graduated Summa Cum Louda
The music at the end of the video was so triumphant! It made me believe that anything is possible! He accomplished his goal: throwing the longest frisbee throw…. EVER! That song makes me believe that now I can accomplish my goal: not going to work hungover every morning and reading Videogum all day long.
My dogs already try to lick my face enough as it is, thank you. I am not adding a BBQ-flavored perfume into the mix, no matter how much the kind of rude, Kenny Powers-sounding guy I met online likes ribs.
I don’t have anything funny to say. I just think this is a really fun thing that these kids got to do, and I’m happy that they got to do it. And I agree with their message – don’t step on people’s feet… it’s rude!
My fiance proposed in our kitchen. It was so understated, spontaneous and sweet, and to me it was perfect. Yet I still encounter the occasional asshole who asks how he proposed, and after I tell them, scrunches up their face and goes, “Really? That’s it?!”
And every single time I fight back the urge to karate chop them in the face.
Any PA monsters here? My boss has introduced a marriage equality bill each session for as long as I can remember, and of course it never goes anywhere. The only way these bills move is by calling your representatives/senators and appealing to them. It’s easy! And most of the people who answer the phones (like me!) are nice!!!
I definitely love the side eye Cudi baby’s throwing while Death Metal Baby cries. And the look of sheer joy that crosses her face when he stops.
Since I make those exact same faces when babies cry, I say Cudi is the clear winner of this battle.
It’s my life’s ambition to film an NC-17 rated movie with Ryan Gosling.
It’s a really great music video, guys*, give it a chance**. The editing is so clever*** and Gwyneth’s voice is so authentically country-sounding****.
*no, it’s not
***incoherent cuts between her standing in a warehouse singing and random parts of the movie that have nothing to do with anything that she is singing, or any relation to the movie’s plot
****i’m not even going to touch this one