I’ve always favored legalization, but now I see a very good argument for keeping that shit illegal.

#10 would be a fantastic premise for the finale of any show. Maybe Oprah will blindfold herself, spin around, and randomly shoot someone for her final show.

i woke up the other day because a fly was crawling on my face, and i was momentarily afraid i was going to have maggots in my head or something gross, but then i was like, nah that doesn’t happen.
FINGERS CROSSED for not having maggot eyes

SPOILER ALERT: Because of global warming the Titanic II makes it across safe and sound.

i’m very very proud of that little boy. i wish richard dunn was here to see this. miss you richard!

What right does he even have apologizing?

Maybe I should apologize to the ocean for living in a country with elected officials as moronic as Joe Barton.

i love photography, so i’m thinking of buying ALL 5 of the 8×10′s.
money well spent, right?

always a day maker.

i would give ebert all of the upvotes. thanks for posting that gabe.

that makes me simultaneously really happy and terribly sad. BP would probably have a butt load of coins though. but time, not so much of that.

i definitely agree 100%, but that doesn’t mean they failed to make me laugh.

i think he’s OK too, because in the far off future (21st century), teenagers will evoke is name as a part of the very cool expression, “zetus lapidus!”

i have a professor, who also happens to be a state senator, who keeps a framed picture of mr. baldwin on a shelf in his office. the photo was taken with the former occupant of this government office, and he keeps this picture merely as a way to conceal a bottle of rum.